Kinky Kong (2006)

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Connections: King Kong

In Manhattan, Seymour is a fast-talking, flatulent, frustrated director of titillation flicks, in search of fame and fortune. With a crudely drawn map, he sets sail for Bone Island, his crew including Fanny, his latest discovery. The island is home to the legendary Kinky Kong, a massive gorilla. The crew overcomes the ape and takes him back to New York to exhibit - but chains break, and the ape is on the loose. Liberty is in danger. --IMDb
Review by Chad
Added: September 22, 2006
Kinky Kong is one of those movies, much like the recent Snakes on a Plane or the classic Texas Chainsaw Massacre, where you know exactly what you're getting into based on the title alone. You don't need a description or a trailer to spell it out for you, because it's all summed up nicely in those two little words. If only more films could take a cue from the examples set forth by these fine films, but I digress.

Taking a cue more from the Peter Jackson remake than the original, our spoof of a movie begins with adult movie director Seymour Ass (John P. Fedele) on a search for the newest fresh-faced female to star in his latest movie. None of the more experienced girls in the town will work with him due to his lack of sanity, so our brilliant director is without a star for his career-defining film. Just in the nick of time, he stumbles across a beautiful young woman who is in a bit of trouble with a sex-shop vendor; indeed, the lady who will eventually introduce herself as Fanny Sparrow (Sabrina Faine) was caught trying to steal a dildo, but thankfully for her, Seymour is there to save the day. The two of them, along with the very gay ship captain Jack Friskle (Duane Polcou), the skipper (Jennifer Stanczak), and a potato peeler (Darian Caine), set out for the location of Seymour's soon-to-be classic film. That location just so happens to be Bone Island, an island that is also called home by the mythical and perverted Kinky Kong. Also turning up for brief appearances in the film is the ever-lovable A.J. Khan, Seduction Cinema newcomer Molly Heartbreaker, and Jackie Stevens.

It's been a while since Seduction Cinema has put out a good, laugh-out-loud parody of a big-budget Hollywood film, and to get right to the point, Kinky Kong is a return to the glory days for parent-company POPcinema. It's pretty funny that, almost exactly one year ago (actually, just one day shy of being exact), I pointed out in a site commentary that this was a movie to keep an eye on. Here we are, 364 days later, and I really hate to say "I told you so", but - I told you so.

Anyway, enough with the back-patting... how was the movie itself? Well, as I mentioned in the beginning of this review, you can pretty much tell everything that you need to know about this movie based on the title alone. It's a parody, yes, there are plenty of softcore T&A sequences, true, and it stars a giant diaper-wearing gorilla who walks around with a massive hard-on. Alright, so you probably couldn't guess those last couple of details based on the title alone, but Kinky, Diaper-Wearing, Hard-On Sporting Kong just doesn't have the same ring to it in my humble opinion. My point is that, based on just the title of this movie, you'll more than likely be able to tell whether or not this is one that will be worth your time. If it doesn't sound like something you'd enjoy, well, sorry to hear that... but if it does sound interesting, I can guarantee that you'll get your money's worth, because this movie delivers on all accounts.

The comedy is of the fart and dick joke variety that made the earlier parodies so great. The style of humor isn't for everyone, granted, but if you're in the mood for some low-brow laughs, you can't get much better than this. Where else can you see a giant ape playing the role of a peeping tom for a tattooed hottie from the side of a building, all the while masturbating and eventually "releasing" all over his crossdressing gay lover below? How about watching this damned dirty ape take an entire train up the ass (he is kinky, after all), or witnessing Seymour knock this beast out with a couple of well-placed farts, or a finale that... well, I won't spoil it, but I will say that it features a display of patriotism that made me want to stand up and salute Old Glory.

Highly recommended for those of you who enjoy parodies, gross-out comedy, and the finer releases from the good folks at Seduction Cinema. I wouldn't go so far as to say that this is their best offering to date, but it is damned close. 8/10.
kristianto #1: kristianto - added 02/05/2011, 12:54 PM
funtastically amazing!!!
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