The Insatiable IronBabe (2008)

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Connections: Marvel: Iron Man

Beautiful billionaire Horny Fark owns Fark Industries - a multi-national corporation that produces high-tech sex toys such as the "Spank-O-Tron" and "Gargantuan Groper". While attending the International Adult Toy Show in far off Bacchustan, Fark is captured by terrorist Abu Bu and forced to construct a nuclear-powered sex doll. Thanks to a makeshift suit of armor cobbled together from old sex toys, Fark and fellow female captive and obliging bedmate Titsen are able to escape the evil clutches of Abu and his Weapons of Mass Penetration. However, during her captivity, Fark Industries VP Obgyn Stain has driven the company into bankruptcy with incompetent inventions including the cactus dildo and a five-foot Ben Wa ball. Fark and right-hand woman Bumper Boobs build a new and improved sex toy suit of armor, which sports a deadly laser bra, bullet-proof panties, and long-lasting batteries. Piloting her helium-filled inflatable love doll back to Bacchustan, Fark destroys planes, tanks and women's hetero-only tendencies in one fell swoop. --IMDb
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Review by Chad
Added: October 26, 2008
It all began with SpiderBabe. That's the film that introduced me to Seduction Cinema's line of erotic parodies, it's the film that introduced me to the company as a whole, and it's also the film that got me hooked on Misty Mundae as both an actress and a piece of eye-candy. They have put out countless parodies over the years, but with the exception of Lord of the G-Strings, none of them have managed to live up to the bottom-line entertainment factor of the first film I saw. When IronBabe showed up in my mailbox the other day, I read the description on the back of the box and thought that if the film only halfway lived up to the promises on the back of that DVD case, then we'd easily have a film that matches up with my beloved SpiderBabe. Now that I've watched it, well... half nothing, this film totally lived up to the description and then some.

I'm sure that we've all seen Iron Man by now, and the storyline here follows the same general idea. We began with an introduction to Horny Fark (Jackie Stevens), the head of Fark Industries (producers of such fine sex toys as the "Spank-O-Tron" and the "Gargantuan Groper"), and we also learn that she has set out to give a demonstration of her goods at the International Adult Toy Show in Bacchustan. Things don't go as planned, however, as she soon finds herself kidnapped by politically-correct terrorists led by the tyrannical Abu Bu (Smoke Williams) who demand that she build a nuclear-powered sex doll and an inflatable sheep to fulfill their every carnal desire. With the help of fellow hostage Titsen (Kerri Taylor) and with plenty of sex toys, Seduction Cinema DVDs, and cardboard at her disposal, Horny is able to cobble together a suit to aid in her escape from her captors.

Once home, however, Horny realizes that Ogby Stain (Darian Caine), the vice-president of Fark Industries, has been running the company into the ground with "brilliant" inventions such as the flaccid dildo, the edible panties that taste like cabbage, and of course, the five-foot Ben Wa ball. From there... well, again, I'm sure we've all seen Iron Man, so just use your imagination to determine where it goes from there. Let's just say that while Tony Stark may have had an ingenious suit, it was nothing compared to Horny's masterpiece: a bra that shoots lasers, bulletproof panties, and of course, a helium-filled inflatable love doll that can take her from one end of the globe to the other in mere days. Violetta, Sativa Verte, and Andrea Jaxx appear in minor roles, and 42nd Street Pete himself makes a cameo appearance.

What makes the film work so well is the fact that, much like SpiderBabe, it works as a softcore film as well as a hilarious parody. You want to see a whole bunch of lesbian sex? How about an unusual (for Seduction Cinema's releases) amount of male / female sex scenes? How about just a little more lesbian sex? You've got it: Jackie Stevens pops her top on more than a couple of occasions, Darian Caine drops her drawers a couple of times, and of course, there's a handful of other ladies who are just as eager to simulate getting it on. However, this is not a softcore porn that merely sprinkles a couple of jokes throughout the running time for flavor, as one could easily cut out each and every last one of the sex scenes and still enjoy the film.

To put it simply, IronBabe is hilarious... damned hilarious. Iron Man was ripe for the picking when it came time to put together a parody, and even though there were a few scenes that I would have liked to have seen get a little more attention, the vast majority of the major scenes from the original film were poked fun at in this release. I found myself roaring with laughter on more than one occasion, and even though there are a couple of simple dick and fart jokes, there was actually some damned fine writing driving this script along.

Making the deal even sweeter was the fact that the acting was solid all around, much better than what one typically expects from the genre. Now, comparing these ladies to "legit" Hollywood actresses would be silly, but they're far from the "show my tits and speak the lines" vixens that one usually finds in films of this nature. Jackie Stevens is perfect as the titular IronBabe, Darian Caine is great as the clueless vice-president, and Smoke Williams in particular steals a couple of scenes with his role as the leader of the terrorists. I'm sure that both Stevens and Caine will have no problems landing future roles, but if anyone in the decision-making process is reading this, please throw Smoke a bone here and there - the man is comedic gold.

If you've enjoyed any of the previous erotic spoofs coming out Seduction Cinema, giving this one a purchase should be a given. You've got the usual crop of sex scenes to please those who are looking for that sort of thing, but more importantly, you're also going to get a damned funny film. Now, if only they would whip up a Dark Knight parody... c'mon, how did they overlook pitting BatBabe against the Poker? Still, I'm happy to report that IronBabe is a fantastic release that reminded me why I fell in love with these silly little parodies in the first place. 9/10.
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