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Dr. Demento's 30th Anniversary Collection: Dementia 2000!
Disc 1
01. Daffy Duck's Rhapsody
02. Yoda
03. The Elements
04. Deteriorata
05. Charlie Brown
06. Dungeons and Dragons
07. Eskimo
08. The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
09. Kill the Wabbit
10. Stress
11. On the Shoulders of Freaks
12. Bras on 45 (family version)
13. Polka Dot Undies
14. Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini
15. The Thing
16. (How I Spent My Summer Vacation) Or a Day at the Beach With Pedro & Man, Part 1
17. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
18. My Ding-A-Ling (single version)
19. It's a Gas
20. I Want My Baby Back
21. Last Will and Temperament
Disc 2
01. I'm the Urban Spaceman
02. Bulbous Bouffant
03. Another One Rides the Bus
04. Hamster Love
05. Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
06. Tennessee Bird Walk
07. Dead Skunk
08. You Were Speeding
09. I Hate When That Happens
10. Lumberjack Song
11. Carrot Juice Is Murder
12. The Little Blue Man
13. I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal Lobotomy)
14. Comin' Back for More
15. Smoke Two Joints
16. Ice Box Man
17. Telephone Man
18. Rock and Roll Doctor
19. Everything Reminds Me of My Therapist
20. Downtown
21. Let's All Get Demented
I went to my apartment on a Monday at one
A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky bum, shicky bum
Started movin' in it on a Tuesday at two
A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky do, shicky do
Wednesday at three I called the phone company, singin':
"Hey baby, put a phone in for me"
Thursday at four he came a-knockin' at my door, singin':
"Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall
I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall
You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring
And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling
Because-a hey baby, I'm your telephone man"
Can you believe that? And then he says:
"Now when other fellas call ya tell 'em how it all began"
Well... can you imagine?
My heart began a-thumpin' and my mind began to fly
And I knew I wasn't dealin' with no ordinary guy
So while he was a-talking I was thinkin' up my plan
Then my fingers did the walkin' on the telephone man
Singin' hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Get it any way you can
Right? Ha ha ha, so...
I got it in the bedroom, and I got it in the hall
And I got it in the bathroom, and he hung it on the wall
I got it with a buzz, and I got it with a ring
And when he told me what my number was I got a ding-a-ling
A-singin' hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Just-a doin' my thing
Ha, ha... I've never done anything like this before!