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Dr. Demento's 30th Anniversary Collection: Dementia 2000!
Disc 1
01. Daffy Duck's Rhapsody
02. Yoda
03. The Elements
04. Deteriorata
05. Charlie Brown
06. Dungeons and Dragons
07. Eskimo
08. The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
09. Kill the Wabbit
10. Stress
11. On the Shoulders of Freaks
12. Bras on 45 (family version)
13. Polka Dot Undies
14. Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini
15. The Thing
16. (How I Spent My Summer Vacation) Or a Day at the Beach With Pedro & Man, Part 1
17. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
18. My Ding-A-Ling (single version)
19. It's a Gas
20. I Want My Baby Back
21. Last Will and Temperament
Disc 2
01. I'm the Urban Spaceman
02. Bulbous Bouffant
03. Another One Rides the Bus
04. Hamster Love
05. Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
06. Tennessee Bird Walk
07. Dead Skunk
08. You Were Speeding
09. I Hate When That Happens
10. Lumberjack Song
11. Carrot Juice Is Murder
12. The Little Blue Man
13. I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal Lobotomy)
14. Comin' Back for More
15. Smoke Two Joints
16. Ice Box Man
17. Telephone Man
18. Rock and Roll Doctor
19. Everything Reminds Me of My Therapist
20. Downtown
21. Let's All Get Demented
'way up in the snow
Where the scrub oaks grow
And the coneys and the picas play
Where the marmots abound
All a-diggin' in the ground
And the wind blows cold all day

There's a little pile a' stones
On a little pile a' bones
That's a-what the archaeologists say
But the folks in lake city
Well, they sing a different ditty
It would like to make your hair turn gray

Now, it's kind'a hard to find
But it'll altercate your mind
If you happen to go the right way
You take slumgullion pass
And don't stop for no gas
Until you get yourself to al's café

It was the genuine, original
Highly pathological
Finger-lickin' digital café
It was al packer's legendary
Coronary fast-food
Cannibal bar and buffet

Some dark night
You gonna see a weird light
Up on cannibal plateau, they say
It's a scrub oak fire
Like a funeral pyre
Old packer's been a-cookin' all day

A-when the coyotes howl
And the cougar's on the prowl
They ain't lookin' for your customary prey
Nah, they're waitin' for bones
In a pile a' hot stones
At old al packer's café

[chorus]

Comin' back for more
Comin' back for more
Baby, comin' back for more
Al's cafe
Comin' back for more
Comin' back for more
Baby, comin' back for more

(old al packer
Was a real bone-cracker
Got lost in a blizzard one day)

When the boys went to get 'im
Old al just et 'em
And he buried all the bones in the clay

Now you know them fellas
Wasn't toasted marshmellas
And they didn't fall asleep in the hay
But it had been a hard winter
So he had 'em all for dinner
And they didn't find their boots until may

Well, the folks in lake city
Showed very little pity
So they sentenced him to hang next day
But before they could noose 'im
Old al got loose an'
He's a-lookin' for you, today

Boohoohaha [courtesy of chip davis.]

[chorus]

Comin' back for more
Comin' back for more
Baby, comin' back for more
Al's cafe
Comin' back for more
Comin' back for more
Baby, comin' back for more
(now 'way up in the snow
Where the scrub oaks grow
And the coneys and the picas play)

Where the marmots abound
All a-diggin' in the ground
And the wind blows cold all day

There's a little pile a' stones
On a little pile a' bones
That's a-what the archaeologists say
But the folks in lake city
Well, they sing a different ditty
It would like to make your hair turn gray

Now, it's kind'a hard to find
But it'll altercate your mind
If you happen to go the right way
You take slumgullion pass
And don't stop for no gas
Until you get yourself to al's café

It was the genuine, original
Highly pathological
Finger-lickin' digital café
It was al packer's legendary
Culinary fast-food
Cannibal bar and buffet

Some dark night
You're gonna see a weird light
Up on cannibal plateau, they say boohoohaha [chip again.]
It's a scrub oak fire
Like a funeral pyre
Old packer's been a-cookin' all day

And when the coyotes howl
And the cougar's on the prowl
They ain't lookin' for your customary prey aahoohoohoohoo [yeah, it's chip.]
Nah, they're waitin' for bones
In a pile a' hot stones
At old al packer's cafe bleah! [could it be... davis? ]