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Dr. Demento's 30th Anniversary Collection: Dementia 2000!
Disc 1
01. Daffy Duck's Rhapsody
02. Yoda
03. The Elements
04. Deteriorata
05. Charlie Brown
06. Dungeons and Dragons
07. Eskimo
08. The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
09. Kill the Wabbit
10. Stress
11. On the Shoulders of Freaks
12. Bras on 45 (family version)
13. Polka Dot Undies
14. Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini
15. The Thing
16. (How I Spent My Summer Vacation) Or a Day at the Beach With Pedro & Man, Part 1
17. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
18. My Ding-A-Ling (single version)
19. It's a Gas
20. I Want My Baby Back
21. Last Will and Temperament
Disc 2
01. I'm the Urban Spaceman
02. Bulbous Bouffant
03. Another One Rides the Bus
04. Hamster Love
05. Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
06. Tennessee Bird Walk
07. Dead Skunk
08. You Were Speeding
09. I Hate When That Happens
10. Lumberjack Song
11. Carrot Juice Is Murder
12. The Little Blue Man
13. I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal Lobotomy)
14. Comin' Back for More
15. Smoke Two Joints
16. Ice Box Man
17. Telephone Man
18. Rock and Roll Doctor
19. Everything Reminds Me of My Therapist
20. Downtown
21. Let's All Get Demented
1: hi.
2: hello.
1: are you waiting for the bus?
2: uh, yes i am, actually.
1: hm.
1: i noticed you're not wearing any galoshes.
2: uh, no i'm not... it's uh... it's sunny out... uh... no need for galoshes.
1: i'm wearing galoshes.
2: hm.
1: galoshes.
2: uh huh.
1: did you read the paper today?
2: uh, no, i haven't had a chance.
1: did you read the thing about the eskimos?
2: no.
1: well the article was saying that the eskimos will eat the fat from the whale.
2: oh, yeah.
1: do you know what that's called?
2: uh, no, uh, i don't.
1: blubber. [blubber: the fat of sea mammals, especially whales and seals: walfischspeck]
2: oh, right.
1: blubber.
2: yeah, blubber.
1: that's what it's called.
2: uh huh.
1: blubber.
2: right.
1: the eskimos eat the blubber.
2: uh huh.
1: and the blubber will come from different kinds of whales, you know?
2: oh, yeah.
1: sometimes it will come from a beluga whale. [beluga: a small white-toothed whale related to the narwhal, also called "white whale"]
2: uh huh.
1: beluga!
2: right, yeah.
1: hey, hey. they don't wear galoshes.
2: who, the whales?
1: nooooooo. the eskimos.
2: oh no. that's right, they don't.
1: they wear mukluks! [mukluk: a high, soft boot that is worn in the american arctic and is traditionally made from sealskin]
2: uh huh.
1: mukluks!
2: that's right; mukluks.
1: mukluks!.
2: yeah... mukluks.
1: say it again.
2: mukluks.
1: say it louder.
2: mukluks!
1: um, hmm... good eh?
2: yeah, it is a good one... i didn't want to say it but uhh... i like it...
1: say, say, say galoshes.
2: galoshes.
1: hey, hey... it's good, eh?
2: yeah, it's good.
1: galoshes!
2: galoshes!
1: beluga!
2: beluga.
1: blubber, blubber, blubber, blubber...
2: blubber mukluk!
1: blubber... beluga!
3: uh, excuse me.
2: ahem.
3: sorry, um... i didn't mean to interrupt whatever it was you were doing there...
2: oh no... it's ok!
3: uh, ok. i just wanted to know if this is where the bus stops?
2: uh yeah, ah... it should be here any minute actually.
3: oh, i see. well, sorry to disturb you.
2: that's ok, we were just... uhhhh...
{long pause}
1: sir.
3: yes?
1: ppppssssssssssssttttttt!
3: yeah.
1: look over there.
3: across the street?
1: yeah, yeah yeah.
3: um-huh.
1: see that lady?
3: yes.
1: what kind of a hairstyle does she have?
3: uh, that looks like a bouffant.
1: yes. a bouffant!
3: yes, a bouffant.
2: uh, actually, i... i couldn't help noticing that myself, it's sort of what you might call a, a bulbous bouffant.
3: yes, a bulbous bouffant.
1: bulbous bouffant.
3: bouffant.
1: blubber
2: galoshes!
1: hey, hey. mukluks!
2: bulbous bouffant.
1: mukluk, mukluk, hey, hey.
3: macadamia.
1 & 2: ooooooohhhhhhhhh. hey, hey.
3: macadamia.
1: gazebo!
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: macadamia.
1: gazebo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: macadamia.
1: gazebo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: macadamia.
1: gazebo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
1: blubber.
3: macadamia.
1: blubber. gazebo. blubber.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: plethora. macadamia.
1: blubber. gazebo. blubber.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: plethora. macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: plethora. macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: plethora. macadamia.
1: beluga.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: ploy.
1: spatula.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: ploy.
3: plethora. macadamia.
1: beluga.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: shindig. beluga.
3: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: hullabaloo.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: gabardine.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: tuberculosis.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: foible.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: bus!
2: ah, here comes the bus.
3: oh, yeah.
1: good.