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Dr. Demento's 30th Anniversary Collection: Dementia 2000!
Disc 1
01. Daffy Duck's Rhapsody
02. Yoda
03. The Elements
04. Deteriorata
05. Charlie Brown
06. Dungeons and Dragons
07. Eskimo
08. The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
09. Kill the Wabbit
10. Stress
11. On the Shoulders of Freaks
12. Bras on 45 (family version)
13. Polka Dot Undies
14. Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini
15. The Thing
16. (How I Spent My Summer Vacation) Or a Day at the Beach With Pedro & Man, Part 1
17. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
18. My Ding-A-Ling (single version)
19. It's a Gas
20. I Want My Baby Back
21. Last Will and Temperament
Disc 2
01. I'm the Urban Spaceman
02. Bulbous Bouffant
03. Another One Rides the Bus
04. Hamster Love
05. Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
06. Tennessee Bird Walk
07. Dead Skunk
08. You Were Speeding
09. I Hate When That Happens
10. Lumberjack Song
11. Carrot Juice Is Murder
12. The Little Blue Man
13. I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal Lobotomy)
14. Comin' Back for More
15. Smoke Two Joints
16. Ice Box Man
17. Telephone Man
18. Rock and Roll Doctor
19. Everything Reminds Me of My Therapist
20. Downtown
21. Let's All Get Demented
I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

Ooh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man"
My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"
But then one day I met a man who came to me and said
"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"

So now I smoke two joints when I get up, in the car I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints when I play video game, and at every ten thousand points
I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

Ooh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man"
My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"
But then one day I met a man who came to me and said
"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"

That's why I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

Smoke two joints
That 's what I do!
Smoke two joints
Come and smoke two joints with me in the morning
Smoke two joints
Come and smoke two joints with me in the afternoon, ya
Smoke two joints
Hey, would you rather smoke two joints or would you rather do your homework?
Smoke two joints
I knew you were going to say that!
Smoke two joints
Smoke two joints
That 's what I do!
Smoke two joints