The Little Blue Man - Betty Johnson

Betty Johnson - Dr. Demento's 30th Anniversary Collection: Dementia 2000! - The Little Blue Man

Disc 1
01.	Daffy Duck's Rhapsody
02.	Yoda
03.	The Elements
04.	Deteriorata
05.	Charlie Brown
06.	Dungeons and Dragons
07.	Eskimo
08.	The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
09.	Kill the Wabbit
10.	Stress
11.	On the Shoulders of Freaks
12.	Bras on 45 (family version)
13.	Polka Dot Undies
14.	Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini
15.	The Thing
16.	(How I Spent My Summer Vacation) Or a Day at the Beach With Pedro & Man, Part 1
17.	The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
18.	My Ding-A-Ling (single version)
19.	It's a Gas
20.	I Want My Baby Back
21.	Last Will and Temperament
Disc 2
01.	I'm the Urban Spaceman
02.	Bulbous Bouffant
03.	Another One Rides the Bus
04.	Hamster Love
05.	Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
06.	Tennessee Bird Walk
07.	Dead Skunk
08.	You Were Speeding
09.	I Hate When That Happens
10.	Lumberjack Song
11.	Carrot Juice Is Murder
12.	The Little Blue Man
13.	I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal Lobotomy)
14.	Comin' Back for More
15.	Smoke Two Joints
16.	Ice Box Man
17.	Telephone Man
18.	Rock and Roll Doctor
19.	Everything Reminds Me of My Therapist
20.	Downtown
21.	Let's All Get Demented

One morning when I was out shopping
Though you'll find it hard to believe
A little blue man came out of the crowd
And timidly tugged at my sleeve

I wuv you, I wuv you
Said the little blue man
I wuv you, I wuv you to bits
I wuv you, he loved me
Said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits

I hurried back to my apartment
I rushed in and I closed the door
But there on the desk
Stood the little blue man
Who started to tell me once more

I wuv you, I wuv you
Said the little blue man
I wuv you, I wuv you to bits
I wuv you, he loved me
Said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits

For weeks after that I was haunted
Though no one could see him but me
Right by my side was the little blue man
Wherever I happened to be

I wuv you

One evening in wild desperation
I rushed to a rooftop in town
And over the side
Pushed the little blue man
Who sang to me all the way down

I wuv you, I wuv you
Said the little blue man
I wuv you, I wuv you to bits
I wuv you, he loved me
Said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits

I whispered
Thank goodness that's over
I smiled as I hurried outside

But there on the street
Stood the little blue man
Who said with a tear in his eye

I don't wuv you anymore