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Dr. Demento's 30th Anniversary Collection: Dementia 2000!
Disc 1
01. Daffy Duck's Rhapsody
02. Yoda
03. The Elements
04. Deteriorata
05. Charlie Brown
06. Dungeons and Dragons
07. Eskimo
08. The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
09. Kill the Wabbit
10. Stress
11. On the Shoulders of Freaks
12. Bras on 45 (family version)
13. Polka Dot Undies
14. Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini
15. The Thing
16. (How I Spent My Summer Vacation) Or a Day at the Beach With Pedro & Man, Part 1
17. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
18. My Ding-A-Ling (single version)
19. It's a Gas
20. I Want My Baby Back
21. Last Will and Temperament
Disc 2
01. I'm the Urban Spaceman
02. Bulbous Bouffant
03. Another One Rides the Bus
04. Hamster Love
05. Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
06. Tennessee Bird Walk
07. Dead Skunk
08. You Were Speeding
09. I Hate When That Happens
10. Lumberjack Song
11. Carrot Juice Is Murder
12. The Little Blue Man
13. I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal Lobotomy)
14. Comin' Back for More
15. Smoke Two Joints
16. Ice Box Man
17. Telephone Man
18. Rock and Roll Doctor
19. Everything Reminds Me of My Therapist
20. Downtown
21. Let's All Get Demented
In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe
fuzzy, woolly toes
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now hobbits are a peace-lovin' folks you know
They don't like to hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just want to eat and be left alone
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
on a big adventure to the caves below
to help some dwarves get back their gold
that was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Well he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!
He riddled with Gollum!
A magic ring he stole!
He was chased by wolves!
Lost in the forest!
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now he's back in his hole in the land of the Shire
that brave little hobbit whom we all admire
just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold
a-puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all