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Dr. Demento's 30th Anniversary Collection: Dementia 2000!
Disc 1
01. Daffy Duck's Rhapsody
02. Yoda
03. The Elements
04. Deteriorata
05. Charlie Brown
06. Dungeons and Dragons
07. Eskimo
08. The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
09. Kill the Wabbit
10. Stress
11. On the Shoulders of Freaks
12. Bras on 45 (family version)
13. Polka Dot Undies
14. Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini
15. The Thing
16. (How I Spent My Summer Vacation) Or a Day at the Beach With Pedro & Man, Part 1
17. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
18. My Ding-A-Ling (single version)
19. It's a Gas
20. I Want My Baby Back
21. Last Will and Temperament
Disc 2
01. I'm the Urban Spaceman
02. Bulbous Bouffant
03. Another One Rides the Bus
04. Hamster Love
05. Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
06. Tennessee Bird Walk
07. Dead Skunk
08. You Were Speeding
09. I Hate When That Happens
10. Lumberjack Song
11. Carrot Juice Is Murder
12. The Little Blue Man
13. I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal Lobotomy)
14. Comin' Back for More
15. Smoke Two Joints
16. Ice Box Man
17. Telephone Man
18. Rock and Roll Doctor
19. Everything Reminds Me of My Therapist
20. Downtown
21. Let's All Get Demented
I want my baby back
Gotta have my baby back
I miss her, oh, so much
Can't live without her touch

I don't hardly know where to begin
I remember we were cruising
Home from the Beatles concert
I'd had such a wonderful evening
Sitting there watching my baby
Screaming and tearing her hair out
And carrying on
She was so full of life

Then, well, we were about three miles
From home when all of a sudden
It started to rain
And I do mean rain
I couldn't hardly see nothing

Well, we kept driving for about
Another mile when all of a sudden
I see this stalled car right
Smack in front of me

Well, I wasn't about to
Slam on the brakes cause I
Didn't have none to start with
So I swerved to the left
And what do I see

Some mush head on a motorcycle
Heading right at us and I knew
At last me and my baby were
About to meet the leader of the pack

Well, when I come to
I looked around
And there was the leader
And there was the pack

And over there was my baby
And over there was my baby
And way over there was my baby

I want my baby back
Gotta have my baby back
I miss her oh so much
Can't live without her touch

It's been many months now
Since that fateful night
And you know something, I've tried
Believe me, I have tried
But I just can't make without my baby

So I've decided I'm going to
Have her back one way or another
Oh, baby, I dig you so much
Hot dang, pay dirt

(Coffin opening)

I've got my baby back
Now I got my baby back
I love her, oh, so much
Can't live without her touch
I've got my baby back