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Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics
01. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo (early ’50s recording)
02. Merry F**king Christmas
03. O Holy Night
04. Dead, Dead, Dead
05. Carol of the Bells
06. The Lonely Jew on Christmas
07. I Saw Three Ships
08. It Happened in Sun Valley
09. O Tannenbaum
10. Christmas Time in Hell
11. What the Hell Child Is This?
12. Santa Claus Is on His Way
13. Swiss Colony Beef Log
14. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
15. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
16. The Most Offensive Song Ever
17. We Three Kings
18. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Okay Ike, you're my little brother,
so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah.
This is called a 'Dreidel'.
You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song.

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play.
Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
Now you try it Ike. Just spin it with your fingers like this.

Hey, what the hell are you doing?
Oh, hey Cartman. We're playing dreidel, you wanna try?
Cartman: Sure!

Here's a little dreidel
That's small and made of clay
But i'm not gonna play with it
'Cos dreidel's fuckin' gay.

Hey, Shut your mouth, fatass!
Jews, play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Jews, play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
I made you out of clay
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
With Dreidel I shall play.

Hey, what's going on? Oh, it's that hanukkah thing.
It's soooo amazing! You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round, I could watch it all day.
Let me try.

I'll try to make it spin.
It fell, i'll try again.

Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
I'll try to make it spin
It fell, i'll try again.

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
I'll try to make it spin
It fell, i'll try again.
Jews, play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

reidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
I'll try to make it spin
It fell, i'll try again.
Jews, play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame!

Hello Boys!
Hi mom!
Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel. now you know that dreidel is a time-honoured tradition for the hebrew people.
Yes we know, Ms Broflovski, it's so very insteresting.
Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin.
You'll know, our people always win!
'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin.
You'll know, our people always win!
Jews, play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame!

Oh, hi dad!
Hello everybody. say, can I join in?
Sure.
I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall.
Everybody!

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
I'll try to make it spin
It fell, i'll try again.
Jews, play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.
Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin.
You'll know, our people always win!
Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot, on that show.

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
I'll try to make it spin
It fell, i'll try again.
Jews, play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame!
'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin.
You'll know, our people always win!
Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot, on that show.

Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot, on that show.
Courtney Cox, I. uh?
Dad, we're singing about a dreidel.
Oh, sorry.
We'll talk about this later, Gerald!

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
I'll try to make it spin
It fell, i'll try again.
Jews, play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.
Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin.
You'll know, our people always win!
Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot, on that show.

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Drei-del-I-shall-plaaaay!
I'll try to make it spin
It fell, I-will-try-a-gaaaiin!
Jews, play stupid games.
Jews, that-is-why-they're-laaaame!
'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin.
You'll know, our peo-ple-al-ways-wiiiiinn!
Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot, Court-ney-I-love-yooooou!