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Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics
01. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo (early ’50s recording)
02. Merry F**king Christmas
03. O Holy Night
04. Dead, Dead, Dead
05. Carol of the Bells
06. The Lonely Jew on Christmas
07. I Saw Three Ships
08. It Happened in Sun Valley
09. O Tannenbaum
10. Christmas Time in Hell
11. What the Hell Child Is This?
12. Santa Claus Is on His Way
13. Swiss Colony Beef Log
14. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
15. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
16. The Most Offensive Song Ever
17. We Three Kings
18. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Dead, dead, dead, someday you'll be dead
Dead, dead, dead, someday we'll all be dead

The minute we're born, we start dying
We die a little more every day
Young or old, rich or poor
There's nothing we can do to stop it

So look long at that Christmas tree
It may be the last one that you see
Decorate your house in green and red
'Cause someday you'll be dead

Dead, dead, dead, someday you'll be dead
Dead, dead, dead, someday we'll all be dead

It might happen in a couple months
Or 50 years from now
But no matter when it happens
It will seem too soon to you

So be sure on Christmas eve
When you snuggle into bed
That you thank God for your family
'Cause someday they'll be dead

Dead, dead, dead, someday they'll be dead
Dead, dead, dead, someday we'll all be dead
Ah, ah

Who knows how many Christmases
Are left in their short live?
Nobody knows, that my point
Enjoy them while you can

And so on Christmas morning
Let good tidings fill your head
What a festive season
Someday you'll be dead

Dead, dead, dead, someday we'll be dead
Dead, dead, dead, everyone you know, dead

A very Merry Christmas to you
Dead, dead, dead
Merry Christmas everybody!