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Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics
01. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo (early ’50s recording)
02. Merry F**king Christmas
03. O Holy Night
04. Dead, Dead, Dead
05. Carol of the Bells
06. The Lonely Jew on Christmas
07. I Saw Three Ships
08. It Happened in Sun Valley
09. O Tannenbaum
10. Christmas Time in Hell
11. What the Hell Child Is This?
12. Santa Claus Is on His Way
13. Swiss Colony Beef Log
14. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
15. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
16. The Most Offensive Song Ever
17. We Three Kings
18. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Okay, children, since Eric Cartman can't seem to remember the words to "O Holy night"
I'm going to give one of you children this cattle prod, and if Eric forgets any words
Just shock him a little, okay?
Here you go, Kyle, why don't you take it?

Sweet!
Okay, Eric, whenever you're ready
And, oh holy night
Hey!
Oh, what was that for? I didn't screw up!
No, Kyle, you can't shock him unless he forgets the words (in)

Oh, holy night, the stars are brightly shining
It is the night of our dear Savior's birth
Oh, holy night, with the angels singing
It is the night with the Christmas trees in bloom
Those aren't the words, Eric!
This Jesus was born, and so we give praise (okay)
Fall on your knees, and hear the angels' voices

Hey!
Oh night, oh night
Very nice, Eric!
Oh night, oh night divine

Hey, see? I remembered that whole chorus
Didn't even have to
Missed it!
Oh, night
Divine!
Damn, Cartman!
Wow!
Oh night, oh night, divine
Ah!

Okay, Eric, now we're gonna do the French words
What?