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Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics
01. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo (early ’50s recording)
02. Merry F**king Christmas
03. O Holy Night
04. Dead, Dead, Dead
05. Carol of the Bells
06. The Lonely Jew on Christmas
07. I Saw Three Ships
08. It Happened in Sun Valley
09. O Tannenbaum
10. Christmas Time in Hell
11. What the Hell Child Is This?
12. Santa Claus Is on His Way
13. Swiss Colony Beef Log
14. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
15. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
16. The Most Offensive Song Ever
17. We Three Kings
18. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Well, I'll tell you what
Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here
C'mon everyone, gather 'round

String up the lights and light up the tree, we're gonna make some revelry
Spirits are high, so I can tell it's Christmas time in Hell
Demons are nicer as you pass them by, there's lots of demon toys to buy
The snow is falling and all is well, (it's Christmas time in Hell)

There goes Jeffrey Dahmer with a festive Christmas ham
After he has sex with it, he'll eat up all he can
And there goes John F. Kennedy, caroling with his son
(Reunited for the holidays, God bless us, everyone)

(Everybody has a happy glow, let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow)
Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell, 'it's Christmas time in Hell)

Adolf, here's a present for you
Oh, ein tannenbaum
Yes, ein tannenbaum

God cast me down from heaven's door, to rule in Hell forever more
But now I'm kinda glad that I fell, 'cause it's (Christmas time in Hell)
Here's a rack to hang the stockings on, we still have to shop for Genghis Khan
Michael Landon's hair looks swell, (it's Christmas time in Hell)

There's Princess Diana, holding burning mistletoe
Over poor Gene Siskel's head, just watch his weenie grow
(For one day we all stop burning and the flames are not so thick)
(All the screaming and the torture stops, as we wait for old Saint Nick)

(So, string up the lights and light up the tree, we're damned for all eternity)
(But for just one day, all is well, it's Christmas time in Hell)

Get a toast together and make it quick, we've gotta make room for Andy Dick
(Wake his mother and ring the bell, it's Christmas time)
(Christmas time, Christmas time, Christmas time)

Christmas time
(Christmas time, Christmas time, Christmas time)
(It's Christmas time in Hell) Merry Christmas, movie house