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Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics
01. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo (early ’50s recording)
02. Merry F**king Christmas
03. O Holy Night
04. Dead, Dead, Dead
05. Carol of the Bells
06. The Lonely Jew on Christmas
07. I Saw Three Ships
08. It Happened in Sun Valley
09. O Tannenbaum
10. Christmas Time in Hell
11. What the Hell Child Is This?
12. Santa Claus Is on His Way
13. Swiss Colony Beef Log
14. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
15. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
16. The Most Offensive Song Ever
17. We Three Kings
18. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Howdy folks, let's go for a ride
Get your favorite one to sit by your side
Cuddle up in the sleigh giddy up Nellie grey
And away we go

While you listen to the sleigh bells ring
You're yodeling to your baby
You feel nice and warm no matter how cold it may be

Take a look at little Jack and Jill
They ski down a hill, there's a snow plow turn
Look there's a spill, there's a spill on the hill
When you're down, it's a thrill to get up again

Everybody ought to learn to ski
'Cause that's how we first met

We were that Jack and Jill
That came down the hill

When I looked at you, my heart took a spill
Took a spill on the hill
Looked a thrill
That I can't forget...
It happened in Sun Valley
Not so very long ago

There were sunbeams in the snow
And a twinkle in your eyes

I remember oh so clearly
That you nearly passed me by
That it happened in Sun Valley
When you slipped and fell and so did I

Catch me Stan!
Eewww!
Look, Stan, I made a snow angel!
Eewww!

I remember, oh so clearly
That you nearly passed me by
That it happened in Sun Valley
When you tripped and fell and so did I

Now every year we go back and then...
We recall that fall and that moment when...
We were there on the hill
So we both take a spill
And we're Jack and Jill again

Muah!
Eeewwww!!!