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Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics
01. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo (early ’50s recording)
02. Merry F**king Christmas
03. O Holy Night
04. Dead, Dead, Dead
05. Carol of the Bells
06. The Lonely Jew on Christmas
07. I Saw Three Ships
08. It Happened in Sun Valley
09. O Tannenbaum
10. Christmas Time in Hell
11. What the Hell Child Is This?
12. Santa Claus Is on His Way
13. Swiss Colony Beef Log
14. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
15. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
16. The Most Offensive Song Ever
17. We Three Kings
18. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
I saw three ships come sailing in
on Christmas Day,on Christmas Day,
I saw three ships come in on Christmas Day in the morning.
And what was in the ships, all three?
On Christmas day in the
Shut up TURDS!
...was in the ships, all three?
On Christmas day in the morning.
The Virgin Mary and Christ were there
On Christmas day, on Christmas day...
The Virgin Mary and
Shut up TURDS!
...and Christ were there on Christmas day in the morning.
And let us all rejoice amain
I thought I told you to SHUT UP!
.all rejoice amain On Christmas day in the morning.
Shelley is starting to get pissed...
On Christmas day, on Christmas day...
Shelley got up, and killed them turds...
On Christmas day
IN THE MORNING!