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Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
Disc 1
01. The Okeh Laughing Record
02. Hooray for Captain Spaulding
03. Inka Dinka Doo
04. Minnie the Moocher
05. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
06. Three Little Fishies
07. I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones)
08. Cocktails for Two
09. Too Fat Polka
10. I'm My Own Grandpaw
11. Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette)
12. Shaving Cream
13. The Freckle Song
14. Pico and Sepulveda
Disc 2
01. The Purple People Eater
02. Transfusion
03. Flying Saucer
04. The Battle of Kookamonga
05. Stranded in the Jungle
06. The Mummy
07. Russian Bandstand
08. The Thing
09. Masochism Tango
10. Little Blue Riding Hood
11. Sunday Driving
12. One of These Days
13. The Dinghy Song
14. Eloise
Disc 3
01. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On the Bedpost Overnight)
02. Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
03. Martian Hop
04. Alley-Oop
05. Gitarzan
06. Surfin’ Bird
07. Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh!
08. Monster Mash
09. Mr. Custer
10. They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!
11. The Eggplant That Ate Chicago
12. Bounce Your Boobies
13. Tip-Toe Thru’ the Tulips With Me
14. So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
Disc 4
01. Short People
02. Junk Food Junkie
03. My Bologna
04. Fish Heads
05. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out
06. The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati
07. Pencil Neck Geek
08. Time Warp
09. King Tut
10. Earache My Eye
11. My Dead Dog Rover
12. Dead Skunk
13. Dead Puppies
Disc 5
01. Eat It
02. Fast Food
03. The Curly Shuffle
04. Bedrock Rap-Meet the Flintstones
05. The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun
06. Rock ’n’ Roll Doctor
07. Rappin' Rodney
08. Marvin I Love You
09. The Scotsman
10. Another One Rides the Bus
11. Take Off
12. Existential Blues
Disc 6
01. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
02. The Twelve Days of Christmas
03. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
04. Santa and the Satellite
05. A Christmas Carol
06. Green Christmas
07. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
08. I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas
09. Nuttin’ for Christmas
10. Wreck the Halls With Boughs of Holly
11. I'm a Christmas Tree
12. Santa Claus and His Old Lady
Three little fishies in a ittie bitty pool

Sally, Jenny, fish go babel
And oppy doopy doop, babet

Down in the meadow in the ittie bitty pool
Swam the three little fishies and a mama fishie too
"Swim" said the mama fishie, "Swim if you can"
And they swam, swam, swam right over the dam

Down in the meadow in the ittie bitty pool
Swam three little fishies and a mama fishie too
"Swim" said the mama fishie, "Swim if you can"
And they swam and they swam right over the dam

Boop boop dittem dattem wattem chu
Boop boop dittem dattem wattem chu
Boop boop dittem dattem wattem chu
And they swam and they swam all over the dam

"Stop" said the mama fishie, "Or you will get lost"
But the three little fishies didn't wanna be bossed
So the three little fishies went off on a spree
And they swam, swam, swam right out to the sea

"Stop" said the mama fishie, "You'll get lost"
But the three little fishies didn't wanna be bossed
The three little fishies went out on a spree
And they swam and they swam right out to the sea

Boop boop riddle diddle razzle brrrp
Boop boop riddle diddle razzle brrrp
Boop boop riddle diddle razzle brrrp
And they swam and they swam out to the sea

"Whee" yelled the fishies, "Oh, here's a lot of fun
Swim in the sea 'til the day is done"
So they swam and they swam, it was all a lark
'Til all of a sudden they met a shark

"Whee" yelled the little fishies, "Lots of fun
We'll swim in the sea 'til the day is done"
And they swam and they swam and it was a lark
'Til all of a sudden they saw a shark

Boop boop skiddly-did
Boop boop skiddly-did
Boop boop skiddly-did
'Til all of a sudden they saw a shark

"Help" cried the fishies, "Oh, look at the whales"
Quick as they could, they turned on their tails
Back to the pool in the meadow they swam
And swam and swam back over the dam

"Help" cried the little fishies, "Look at the whales"
Quick as they could, they turned on their tails
And back to the pool in the meadow they swam
And they swam and they swam to the dam ol' dam

Boop boop foo, foodly racky sacky
Boop boop foo, foodly racky sacky
Boop boop foo
And they swam and they swam back over the dam

Oh, that shark almost ate us
For seafood, mama