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Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
Disc 1
01. The Okeh Laughing Record
02. Hooray for Captain Spaulding
03. Inka Dinka Doo
04. Minnie the Moocher
05. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
06. Three Little Fishies
07. I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones)
08. Cocktails for Two
09. Too Fat Polka
10. I'm My Own Grandpaw
11. Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette)
12. Shaving Cream
13. The Freckle Song
14. Pico and Sepulveda
Disc 2
01. The Purple People Eater
02. Transfusion
03. Flying Saucer
04. The Battle of Kookamonga
05. Stranded in the Jungle
06. The Mummy
07. Russian Bandstand
08. The Thing
09. Masochism Tango
10. Little Blue Riding Hood
11. Sunday Driving
12. One of These Days
13. The Dinghy Song
14. Eloise
Disc 3
01. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On the Bedpost Overnight)
02. Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
03. Martian Hop
04. Alley-Oop
05. Gitarzan
06. Surfin’ Bird
07. Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh!
08. Monster Mash
09. Mr. Custer
10. They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!
11. The Eggplant That Ate Chicago
12. Bounce Your Boobies
13. Tip-Toe Thru’ the Tulips With Me
14. So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
Disc 4
01. Short People
02. Junk Food Junkie
03. My Bologna
04. Fish Heads
05. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out
06. The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati
07. Pencil Neck Geek
08. Time Warp
09. King Tut
10. Earache My Eye
11. My Dead Dog Rover
12. Dead Skunk
13. Dead Puppies
Disc 5
01. Eat It
02. Fast Food
03. The Curly Shuffle
04. Bedrock Rap-Meet the Flintstones
05. The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun
06. Rock ’n’ Roll Doctor
07. Rappin' Rodney
08. Marvin I Love You
09. The Scotsman
10. Another One Rides the Bus
11. Take Off
12. Existential Blues
Disc 6
01. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
02. The Twelve Days of Christmas
03. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
04. Santa and the Satellite
05. A Christmas Carol
06. Green Christmas
07. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
08. I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas
09. Nuttin’ for Christmas
10. Wreck the Halls With Boughs of Holly
11. I'm a Christmas Tree
12. Santa Claus and His Old Lady
At last we are to meet him, the famous Captain Spaulding
From climates hot and scalding
The captain has arrived!

Hello, I must be going
I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going
I'm glad I came, but just the same, I must be going

For my sake you must stay, if you should go away
You'll spoil the party I am throwing

I'll stay a week or two, I'll stay the summer through
But I am telling you, I must be a-going

Before you go, will you oblige us

And tell us of your deeds so glowing?

I'll do anything you say, in fact I'll even stay

Good!

But I must be going

Hooray for Captain Spaulding, the African explorer

Did someone call me schnorrer?

Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
He went into the jungle where all the monkeys throw nuts

If I stay here I'll go nuts

Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

I put all my reliance in courage and defiance
And risked my life for science, hey hey!

One day in Madagascar he bagged a dozen weasels

Yes, and all of them had measles!

Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

I faced a chimpanzee once, so close I felt his breath
The creature looked at me once, and laughed himself to death

Hooray for Captain Spaulding!

That's me!
One day I caught an eagle, too big for me to tote
I changed him for a sparrow, a jackass and a goat

Hooray for Captain Spaulding!

That's me!
One day a vicious monkey chased me a mile or two
I hid behind a donkey, the donkey fainted too

Hooray for Captain Spaulding!

That's me!
I had a guy named Teeter, he lent me his repeater
I brought down a mosquito, hey hey!

Hooray for Captain Spaulding, the African explorer
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

The first day I arrived in Africa...

Hooray for Captain Spaulding, the African explorer
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

The first day I arrived in Africa...

Hooray for Captain Spaulding, the African explorer
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

The first day I arrived...
Hooray for Captain...
Fooled you that time, didn't I?

Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!