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Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Collection
Disc 1
01. Delicious!
02. The Scotsman
03. Junk Food Junkie
04. Eat It
05. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (on the Bedpost Overnight)
06. Wet Dream
07. Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah!
08. Wappin’
09. The Purple People Eater
10. Monster Mash
11. Cocktails for Two
12. Transfusion
13. Beep Beep
14. St. George and the Dragonet
15. Witch Doctor
16. Gitarzan
17. Earache My Eye
18. Dead Puppies
Disc 2
01. Dancin’ Fool
02. Star Trekkin’
03. The Time Warp
04. Masochism Tango
05. The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun
06. The Ballad of Irving
07. The Battle of Kookamonga
08. King Tut
09. Der Fuehrer’s Face
10. Fish Heads
11. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
12. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out
13. The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati
14. Surfin’ Bird
15. Pencil Neck Geek
16. Ti Kwan Leep / Boot to the Head
17. Existential Blues
18. They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!
Back when I was a kid, life was going swell.
Till something happened, blew every thing to hell.
That night my daddy stumbled in, all pale and weak,
Said "A woman up the block just gave birth to a geek."

Mom said, "Sell it to the circus, what the heck."
Dad said, "Nope, this one's a pencil neck.
And if there's one thing lower than a side show freak,
It's a grit eatin', scum suckin', pencil neck geek."

You see if you take a pencil that won't hold lead,
Looks like a pipe cleaner atached to a head,
Add a buggy whip body with a brain that leaks,
You got yourself a grit eatin', pencil neck geek.

(Chorus)
Pencil neck geek, grit eatin' freak,
Scum suckin', pea head with a lousy physique.
He's a one man, no gut, loosing streak.
Nothin' but a pencil neck geek.

Soon the geeks were poppin' up all over town.
You couldn't hardly sneeze without knockin' one down.
After a nice juicy steak, if you need a toothpick,
Just reach for a geek, they'll do the trick.

One day we cut one up for fish bait.
Learned our lesson just a little bit late.
Soon as the geek hit the drink, the water turned red.
Next day, sure enough, all the fish were dead.

Chorus

Most any night you know where I can be found.
Yeah, stomping some geek's head into the ground.
So keep the faith 'cause in Blassie you can trust,
I won't give up 'til the last geek bites the dust.

Chorus

They say, "these geeks come a dime a dozen."
I'm lookin' for the guy who's supplin' the dimes.
Its gonna be real hard times for all of these
Grit eatin',
Scum suckin',
Boot lickin',
Drop kickin',
Gut grindin',
Nail bitin',
Glue sniffin',
Scab pickin',
Butt scratchin',
Egg hatchin',
Sleezy,
Smelly,
Pepper bellied,
Dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin', freaks.
Nothing but a pencil neck geek.