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Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Collection
Disc 1
01. Delicious!
02. The Scotsman
03. Junk Food Junkie
04. Eat It
05. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (on the Bedpost Overnight)
06. Wet Dream
07. Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah!
08. Wappin’
09. The Purple People Eater
10. Monster Mash
11. Cocktails for Two
12. Transfusion
13. Beep Beep
14. St. George and the Dragonet
15. Witch Doctor
16. Gitarzan
17. Earache My Eye
18. Dead Puppies
Disc 2
01. Dancin’ Fool
02. Star Trekkin’
03. The Time Warp
04. Masochism Tango
05. The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun
06. The Ballad of Irving
07. The Battle of Kookamonga
08. King Tut
09. Der Fuehrer’s Face
10. Fish Heads
11. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
12. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out
13. The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati
14. Surfin’ Bird
15. Pencil Neck Geek
16. Ti Kwan Leep / Boot to the Head
17. Existential Blues
18. They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!
Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse

(Lieutenant Uhura, report!)

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim!

(Analysis, Mr. Spock)

It's life, Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life, Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim!

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward - still can't find reverse!

(Medical update, Dr. McCoy)

It's worse than that
He's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
It's worse than that
He's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead!

It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim!

(Starship Captain, James T. Kirk!)

Ah! We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill, men

It's worse than that
He's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
It's worse than that
He's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead!

Well, it's life, Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life, Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Scrape them off, Jim!

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward and things are getting worse!

(Engine room? Mr. Scott?)

Ye cannae change the laws of physics
Laws of physics
Laws of physics
Ye cannae change the laws of physics
Laws of physics, Jim!

Ah! We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Scotty, beam me up!

It's worse than that
He's dead, Jim
Not as we know it
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim!

Ye cannae change the script, och, see you, Jimmy!

It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim!

Bridge to engine room: Warp factor 9!

Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!

(Explosion)

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse!