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Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Collection
Disc 1
01. Delicious!
02. The Scotsman
03. Junk Food Junkie
04. Eat It
05. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (on the Bedpost Overnight)
06. Wet Dream
07. Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah!
08. Wappin’
09. The Purple People Eater
10. Monster Mash
11. Cocktails for Two
12. Transfusion
13. Beep Beep
14. St. George and the Dragonet
15. Witch Doctor
16. Gitarzan
17. Earache My Eye
18. Dead Puppies
Disc 2
01. Dancin’ Fool
02. Star Trekkin’
03. The Time Warp
04. Masochism Tango
05. The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun
06. The Ballad of Irving
07. The Battle of Kookamonga
08. King Tut
09. Der Fuehrer’s Face
10. Fish Heads
11. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
12. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out
13. The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati
14. Surfin’ Bird
15. Pencil Neck Geek
16. Ti Kwan Leep / Boot to the Head
17. Existential Blues
18. They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!
One, two, three, four

I don't know much about dancin'
That's why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
And both my feet's too long
'Course now right along with 'em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin' every night
Hopin' one day I might get it right

I'm a dancin' fool (dancin' fool)
Dancin' fool
Dancin' fool (dancin' fool)
Dancin' fool

I hear that beat, I jump outa my seat
But I can't compete, 'cause I'm a

Dancin' fool (dancin' fool)
Dancin' fool

The disco folks all dressed up
Like they's fit to kill
I walk on in and see 'em there
I walk on in and see 'em there
When they see me comin'
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit
My social suicide, I'm a

Dancin' fool
Dancin' fool
Dancin' fool
Dancin' fool

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
(Wrong)
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
(Wrong)
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

I may be totally wrong
Dancin' fool
I may be totally wrong
Dancin' fool

I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes, hey
My shirt's half open, just to show you my chain
And the spoon for up my nose

I am really somethin'
That's what you'd probably say
So smoke your little smoke, drink your little drink
While I dance the night away

I'm a dancin' fool (dancin' fool)
Dancin' fool
Dancin' fool (dancin' fool)
Dancin' fool
He's a dancin' fool

I may be totally wrong but I'm a
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
I may be totally wrong but I'm a fool, yeah

Say darlin', can I buy ya a drink?
Are you waitin' for Mister Goodbar?
Well, here he is
Wait a minute, I've got it
You're an Italian
You're Jewish?
Love your nails
You must be a Libra