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Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Collection
Disc 1
01. Delicious!
02. The Scotsman
03. Junk Food Junkie
04. Eat It
05. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (on the Bedpost Overnight)
06. Wet Dream
07. Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah!
08. Wappin’
09. The Purple People Eater
10. Monster Mash
11. Cocktails for Two
12. Transfusion
13. Beep Beep
14. St. George and the Dragonet
15. Witch Doctor
16. Gitarzan
17. Earache My Eye
18. Dead Puppies
Disc 2
01. Dancin’ Fool
02. Star Trekkin’
03. The Time Warp
04. Masochism Tango
05. The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun
06. The Ballad of Irving
07. The Battle of Kookamonga
08. King Tut
09. Der Fuehrer’s Face
10. Fish Heads
11. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
12. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out
13. The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati
14. Surfin’ Bird
15. Pencil Neck Geek
16. Ti Kwan Leep / Boot to the Head
17. Existential Blues
18. They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!
I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist"

It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash