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Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty CD of All Time
01. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
02. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor (on the Bedpost Over Night)
03. Cocktails for Two
04. Transfusion
05. King Tut
06. Hooray for Captain Spalding
07. Star Trekkin'
08. Wet Dream
09. Fish Heads
10. Eat It
11. Junkfood Junkie
12. The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun
13. The Purple People Eater
14. Monster Mash
15. Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp)
16. Pencil Neck Geek
17. Earache My Eye
18. Dead Puppies
19. They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!
My momma talk to me
Try to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her
'Cause my head is like a sieve

My daddy, he disowned me
'Cause I wear my sisters clothes
He caught me in the bathroom
With a pair of pantyhose

My basketball coach
He just kick me off the team
For wearing high heels sneakers
And acting like a queen

The world is coming to an end
I don't even care
As long as I have a Limo
And my orange hair

And it don't bother me
If people think I'm funny
'Cause I'm a big rock star
And I make lots of money
Money, money, money, money, money, money

I'm so bloody rich
I own a apartment, buildings and shopping centers
I only know three chords
Watch me burn you fools