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Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty CD of All Time
01. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
02. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor (on the Bedpost Over Night)
03. Cocktails for Two
04. Transfusion
05. King Tut
06. Hooray for Captain Spalding
07. Star Trekkin'
08. Wet Dream
09. Fish Heads
10. Eat It
11. Junkfood Junkie
12. The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun
13. The Purple People Eater
14. Monster Mash
15. Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp)
16. Pencil Neck Geek
17. Earache My Eye
18. Dead Puppies
19. They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!
At last we are to meet him
The famous Captain Spaulding
From climates hot and scalding
The Captain has arrived

Hello, I must be going
I cannot stay, I came to say
I must be going
I'm glad I came but just the same
I must be going

For my sake you must stay
If you should go away
You'll spoil the party I am throwing
I'll stay a week or two
I'll stay the summer through
But I am telling you
I must be a-goin'

Before you go
Will you oblige us
And tell us of
Your deeds so glowing?
I'll do anything you say
In fact I'll even stay
(Good!)
But I must be going

Hurray for Captain Spaulding
The African explorer
(Did someone call me schnorrer?)
Hurray, hurray, hurray
He went into the jungle
Where all the monkeys throw nuts
(If I stay here I'll go nuts)
Hurray, hurray, hurray

I put all my reliance
In courage and defiance
And risked my life for science
Hey, hey

One day in Madagascar
He bagged a dozen weasels
(Yes, and all of them had measles)
Hurray, hurray, hurray

I faced a chimpanzee once
So close I felt his breath
The creature looked at me once
And laughed himself to death
Hurray for Captain Spaulding
(That's me)

One day I caught an eagle
Too big for me to tote
I changed him for a sparrow
A jackass and a goat
Hurray for Captain Spaulding
(That's me)

One day a vicious monkey
Chased me a mile or two
I hid behind a donkey
The donkey fainted too
Hurray for Captain Spaulding
(That's me)

I had a guy named Teeter
He lent me his repeater
I brought down a mosquito
Hey, hey

Hurray for Captain Spaulding
The African explorer
Hurray, hurray, hurray
The first day I arrived in Africa...

Hurray for Captain Spaulding
The African explorer
Hurray, hurray, hurray
The first day I arrived in Africa...

Hurray for Captain Spaulding
The African explorer
Hurray, hurray, hurray
The first day I arri...

Hurray for Cap...
Fooled you that time didn't I?
Hurray, hurray, hurray