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Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty CD of All Time
01. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
02. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor (on the Bedpost Over Night)
03. Cocktails for Two
04. Transfusion
05. King Tut
06. Hooray for Captain Spalding
07. Star Trekkin'
08. Wet Dream
09. Fish Heads
10. Eat It
11. Junkfood Junkie
12. The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun
13. The Purple People Eater
14. Monster Mash
15. Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp)
16. Pencil Neck Geek
17. Earache My Eye
18. Dead Puppies
19. They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!
King Tut, King Tut
Now when he was a young man, he never thought he'd see... (King Tut)
People stand in line to see the "boy king" (King Tut)
How'd you get so funky? (Funky Tut)
Did you do, "The Monkey"?
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia (King Tut)

(King Tut)
Now if I'd known, they'd line up just to see him (King Tut)
I'd taken all my money and bought me a museum (King Tut)
Buried with a donkey (Funky Tut)
He's my favorite honky
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia (King Tut)

Dancing by the Nile (Disco Tut)
The ladies loved his style (Boss Tut)
Rockin' for a mile (Rockin' Tut)
He ate a crocodile
He gave his life for tourism (King Tut)

(Tut, Tut; Tut, Tut)
Golden idols
(Tut, Tut; Tut, Tut)

(Tut, Tut; Tut, Tut)
He's an Egyptian!
(Tut, Tut; Tut, Tut)

They're selling you... (King Tut)

Now when I die, now, don't think that I'm a nut (King Tut)
Don't want no fancy funeral
Just one like ol' King Tut (King Tut)

He could've won a Grammy (King Tut)
Buried in his jammies
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia
He was born in Arizona...
Got a condo made of stone-a
King Tut