Left 4 Head 6: Startle The Bitch! (2009)

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Blowie is back, and this time she escapes the zombie horde to meet up with the Bitch. She startles her and the Bitch goes on a rampage while chasing after Blowie. --Clips4Sale
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Review by Chad
Added: May 17, 2011
As I sit here to type this review, Left 4 Head is the fifth most viewed review of the day. That review was typed over two years ago, and obviously, it's not on the front page. This series is nothing new, it hasn't been mentioned on any of the online news sites, and even the game that it is parodying is old news, so there's no logical reason for these movies to keep getting clicked. Oh, and that is also the second most viewed review of all time on this site, having brought in a whopping 27,021 clicks in those two years. You perverts simply love reading our opinions on these movies (and maybe looking at a dirty picture or two), so what the hell: here's Left 4 Head 6: Startle The Bitch! for your reading and viewing pleasure.

To kick things off, we catch up with Blowie (Felony) heading down an alleyway, where she encounters a horde of zombies. She manages to dispatch some of them with her gun, but unfortunately, the numbers are against her. She manages to escape into a small room, and there, she hears a woman crying. Sound familiar? If you've played the games, you'll know where this is going. She eventually finds the source of the crying, and thus, she shines her flashlight directly into the face of the woman who is wailing. Oh, shit... that "woman" is actually a witch (Zoe Matthews), and gamers will remember that shining a light on a witch is a very bad idea.

The witch gets up and chases Blowie into a small apartment, where the two proceed to rip each others clothes off and fondle one another's boobs. One thing leads to another, and before you can say "catfight!", the two are going down on one another, eating one another's asses, breaking out dildos, and having squirting orgasms. God, I love a good porn parody.

Once again, I have to say that the series is actually getting better as it moves along. Some of the previous films were content to throw a zombie mask on some random guy, let him go at it with the leading lady, and call it a parody. Not this one. This one actually has locations taken from the game, it has a horde of zombies, and it even gets the nature of the witch right. Well, I don't recall the witch being a lesbian in the video game, but maybe she should have been. Now, I'll concede that it's an extremely low budget affair - the "witch" is nothing more than a goth girl with rubber gloves - but for a porn parody, it was actually a decent attempt.

As for the sex scene itself, well, it's a traditional lesbian scene. Everything that you would expect from one is accounted for here: Felony goes down on Zoe Matthews, they switch places, Matthews goes to town on Felony's asshole, they 69, Felony breaks out a dildo, Matthews has a squirting orgasm, and Felony leaves her laying. Yes, the witch is defeated in this telling of the tale, and it almost brought a tear to my eye. Don't you just love happy endings?

All in all, this is actually one of the better entries in the series. It meets both requirements of the "porn parody" genre, it's respectful to the source material, and it was pretty entertaining to boot. What more could you ask for? 8/10.
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