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You may think you're cool for insulting random
users over the internet (what a badass you must
be), but it's people like you that ruined the
comments over on the main page. The song comments
used to be enjoyable to read, but now they're
filled with nothing but people insulting each
other because they don't like a certain song. Let
people like whatever the fuck they want to like. I
thought Leprechaun 3 was funny as well...better
get on my case about that. This film is popular
anyway, so it probably would have stayed in the
top 20 if I didn't even say anything.
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I guess it was only a matter of time before people
started fighting over something as trivial as
movies. I always thought the comment section was a
place where we give our opinions on movies, not
other users. Thanks for trying to turn it into a
message board, asspants.
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Office Space
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As someone who's worked in construction before, I
can safely say that working an office job would be
much better. Other than that, it's okay.
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The Girl Next Door
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So boring. Elisha Cuthbert is hot, but that
doesn't change the fact that this was a piece of
crap.
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Army Of Darkness
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Great movie. My only complaint is that most of the
background sets made everything look so fake.
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Evil Dead II
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Excellent film. It has the same basic plot
elements of the last one, except part 2 improves
on it in every way. The small touch of comedy
didn't hurt either.
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Spider-Man
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Overated, even though the actor that played
Schillinger on Oz is in this (J.K. Simmons played
J. Jonah Jameson here). With characters like the
Green Goblin, there's always a way to screw up.
You put him in the tights he originally wore and
he looks like a fairy, you make a new costume and
he looks like a homosexual robot. And come on, who
the fuck still thinks that wrestling is 100% real?
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Thirteen
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"Oh no! Someone made a negative comment about my
clothes! I'm not popular! I guess that means I
should go cut myself". This movie is pathetic and
teen angst is so stupid that it doesn't deserve
it's own movie.
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Freddy vs. Jason
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Nothing special. I'm not a big fan of Ash, but
hopefully he can inject life into the rumored
sequel (although the premise of a human fighting
two legendary monsters seems laughable).
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Children Of The Corn
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Calling the owner of this website a moron? Not a
very smart move if I may say so myself. COTC was
corny and full of cliches. I never saw why it
spawned so many god-awful sequals.
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Hellraiser: Inferno
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Hellraiser 6 (Hellseeker) has a pretty similar
plot to Inferno, but it's pulled off a lot nicer
and isn't as boring. So if you like Inferno, check
out Hellseeker as well. Besides, Hellseeker has
Dean Winters (who played Ryan O'Reily, the best
character on the show Oz).
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Hellraiser: Bloodline
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Definitely the worst. When you put a franchise
horror character into space, it's always a sign
that the movie will suck.
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Godsend
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Completely agree with the review. The kid was
annoying, and Rebecca Romijn looked uglier than
usual here. They often used sudden loud noises to
scare the viewer (a trick that's used in most
horror films these days), but it wasn't scary at
all...just really obnoxious.
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Ghost Ship
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"Ghost Ship" has some of the worst lighting I've
ever seen on any film. I had no idea what was even
going on...all I could see was one big black
square. The music video on the DVD isn't even the
real video of "Not Falling" either.
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Demon Knight
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I'm not a big fan of Billy Zane, but he was
excellent here. Movie was pretty good, but started
to suck near the end (when they killed off almost
every character, even the main one).
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Creepshow
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Nothing really amazing about this film, but it's
one of my favorites due to the fact that I can
watch it over and over and never get sick of it.
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The Butterfly Effect
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I hate Ashton Kutcher, but this was suprisingly
good. Though I didn't like the way they changed
realities so much...makes you kind of lose hope
halfway through the film.
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The Blair Witch Project
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My brother went to see this when it was in the
theatre and had to walk out halfway through since
it gave him a headache. Anyway, it's not scary at
all. It keeps on building up to something, and
once the damn thing starts getting interesting, it
ends.
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28 Days Later
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Overrated crap fest. Lame how they decided to
change the plot from "people are diseased and
zombie-like" to "soldiers are perverted and want
sex" midway through the movie.
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Shallow Hal
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Average, and a disappointment for both the
Farrelly brothers and Jack Black.
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Shredder
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It would have been better if it was about the
character from the Tennage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines
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While T2 was one of my favorite movies, this one
was pretty weak. It was almost exactly the same as
Part 2, and Skynet was destroyed in the last film
(preventing the war from happening). Their
explanation on how the war eventually happened was
pathetic, and made you lose hope. This thing
shouldn't have been made, and Part 4 is going to
be worse.
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True Romance
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This movie was pretty good. Brad Pitt stole the
show as the hilarious stoner.
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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Why is it that this horrible remake has a better
rating than the (far superior) original? This film
was trash. They turned the most brutal film of the
70's into nothing but a typical teen slasher.
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