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Posted by Chad on February 10, 2024
Tales Of The Walking Dead
Tales Of The Walking Dead One great episode and one episode that was just alright. Those aren't great numbers for a six episode series, and I say this as a huge TWD fan.
Posted by iasher on September 12, 2023
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Killer Klowns From Outer Space Another Door! 🤡
Posted by JamesC on May 14, 2023
Playboy: Sexy Lingerie II
Playboy: Sexy Lingerie II A lot of the older playboy content was hit or miss for me, but i think the Sexy Lingerie series of media from them are among the worst. The scenes and outfits were uninspired and the way they blocked out and captured the models felt off from their better content (think No Boys Allowed).
Posted by JamesC on January 31, 2023
The Jurassic Dead
The Jurassic Dead With a comment like that, I feel like I gotta watch this
Posted by JamesC on January 18, 2023
The Specialist
The Specialist Got the version from Dark Side Releasing. It included the original hardcore feature plus an edited, softcore edit.
Posted by Chad on September 12, 2022
Slumber Party Massacre
Slumber Party Massacre This was such a great homage to the bad eighties slashers that I love so much. Yeah, it's cheesy, and yeah, it's pretty damned silly, but damned if I didn't enjoy it.
Posted by Tired Tigress on July 26, 2022
The Requin
The Requin This is the first movie I have ever given a 0/10 to before. I didn't care that the sharks didn't show up until 58 minutes into a 90 minute movie, or that the sharks looked like shit, or even that the script was written by a 6 year old.. No what bothered me the most was 90 minutes of watching Alicia Silverstone try to act. Everyone that had a part in making this movie should be executed.
Posted by Chad on February 20, 2022
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Texas Chainsaw Massacre The best one since the original trilogy. Loved it!
Posted by Volkswachter on January 21, 2022
Spirit Camp
Spirit Camp I was extremely disappointed with this movie, but I am also a snob. I can't put my finger on exactly what it is about these 80s slasher throwback flicks that misses the mark, but there is something that is either missing, or something that is done in a different way that completely kills the enjoyment and immersion. I believe it's the way scenes are framed, and the way the camera is used; new movies like this remind me more of youtube videos than they do of actual movies.

There isn't much I can add as a synopsis that hasn't been said by Chad; but I will say that I disagree that this movie has an 80s slasher vibe to it. Maybe I've spoiled myself with the greatest slashers from the era and maybe it's hard to live up to the films I actually loved, but this movie can't hold a candle to films like Cheerleader Camp (1988)

First and foremost. I was able to correctly guess who the killer was the moment the killer appeared on screen. The red herrings were less herrings and more neon billboards with the words "NOT THE KILLER" flashing into the night rather than actual misdirection.

The overall tone and pace of the movie also felt very off, there was a lot of erroneous plot points that led up to nothing and a lot of back story that felt shoe horned and hamfisted into the plot for no reason other than to explain why one character knew how to pick handcuffs.

I wasn't angry with this movie, but I also wasn't stoked on it. This is not a movie I'd watch a second time. And I gave it a 3.7/10 without the tits it would have been a 1.5/10
Posted by Phil Armitage on September 6, 2020
Grimewave
Grimewave Get the unrated version.
Posted by Phil Armitage on September 6, 2020
Goreface Killer
Goreface Killer ''David Hammond'': highlight of the movie; you did look good :D
Posted by Chad on August 8, 2020
Castle Rock: Season 1
Castle Rock: Season 1 This was really good, right up until the final two episodes. It felt like they didn't know how to end it, or alternatively, tried to rush an ending that could have been great and instead left us puzzled. Still, it was really good up until then, and King fans in particular will love the countless nods and references.
Posted by Volkswachter on July 1, 2020
This Isn't Scary Movie... It's A XXX Spoof!
This Isn't Scary Movie... It's A XXX Spoof! I'm pretty sure you have to be a fucking retard to parody a parody movie. I'll watch it, but I won't like it.
Posted by Chad on June 5, 2020
The Jurassic Dead
The Jurassic Dead Duke Nukem punching a dinosaur in the face, and then beating it to death? Come on, how can you go wrong with this?
Posted by Chad on February 29, 2020
Cat Sick Blues
Cat Sick Blues Really, really good, even if it did leave me saying "What the fuck" a couple of times. I mean, a ribbed cat cock? Still, it was enjoyable as all hell, and it was a very good, very bizarre little horror flick. And that ending? If that doesn't bring a tear to your eye, you're not human.
Posted by Chad on January 23, 2020
Creepshow: Season 1
Creepshow: Season 1 Loved this show, they really knocked it out of the park. The best episodes are really, really good, and even the worst episodes are still pretty damned good.
Posted by Chad on August 11, 2019
Dead Trigger
Dead Trigger I wasn't expecting an amazing movie by any means, but I thought that this had potential for some goofy, mindless fun. I was very, very wrong. It just didn't work in any way, and there's not much good that I could say about it. Leave it on the shelf.
Posted by Chad on November 19, 2018
WH20: Anything You Can Do... We Can Do Better
WH20: Anything You Can Do... We Can Do Better Had an amazing time at the debut show of the women's side of H20 Wrestling: Hardcore Hustle Organization. It took damned near three hours to get up to Jersey with Joe and about forty tolls either way, but it was well worth it. Probably one of the best live shows I've ever seen. Those women busted ass to put on a great show, and it wasn't like most of the indie shows where you're sitting through two hours of fluff to get to the one hour of decent shit... this one was great from top to bottom.

AmyLee Murray-Palmer is the queen, was great to finally see her live. And I got my change for the shirt "straight from her tit", haha. Brittany Blake is cool and put on a really good match, and Maria Manic was a beast... much different from the last time I saw her. And she used me as leverage to choke a bitch out with her foot! Then there was the main event with Randi West vs Amazing Maria - those ladies pulled out all the stops. Chairs, ladders, barbed wire (including a barbed wire baseball bat to the crotch), numerous nearfalls, and a brawl no more than two feet in front of us. Then a hot angle between Maria and Terra Calaway to wrap up the show, and they left us wanting more.

Can you tell I loved the show?
Posted by Tired Tigress on April 10, 2018
Day Of The Dead: Bloodline
Day Of The Dead: Bloodline Just finished this on Netflix.. 90 minutes of watching Romero get shit on. Everyone involved with this trainwreck should be fucking ashamed. 2/10
Posted by Chad on March 16, 2018
The Best Of Deathmatch Wrestling, Vol. 4: Queens Of The Deathmatch
The Best Of Deathmatch Wrestling, Vol. 4: Queens Of The Deathmatch The dubbed music was terrible and there were way too many replays after the matches, but that's more of a complaint with the DVD itself. The event itself was excellent and very brutal, and it even managed to get the non-wrestling-fan woman of the house into it.
Posted by Chad on February 22, 2018
Day Of The Dead: Bloodline
Day Of The Dead: Bloodline As a remake or reimagining or whatever of the original, it's embarrassing. As a standalone zombie flick... it's mediocre at its very best. Laughable plot, weak special effects, bad acting, and only one or two scenes that I could really get into. Definitely not worth it. 3/10, and even that might be too high.
Posted by Chad on January 10, 2018
Stranger Things: Season 2
Stranger Things: Season 2 I'll admit it... the last scene of the last episode? I cried like a little girl.
Posted by Chad on January 1, 2018
The Mist
The Mist I really enjoyed how this wasn't just another retelling of the story, but something entirely new. I mean, yeah, the mist itself is still the same, but that's where the similarities end. That worked out wonderfully and kept us interested... and made me binge the entire season in one night. Shame that they're not doing a second season.
Posted by Crispy on May 6, 2017
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Yeah, the Sony/Marvel deal is looking more and more like a complete shit show as news is released. Apparently they're going to use the Miles Morales Spider-Man going forward, so maybe they can keep both franchises going without stepping on each other's toes.
Posted by Tired Tigress on May 2, 2017
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Last I read, there's going to be a confirmed rated R Venom movie.
Posted by Crispy on April 3, 2017
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters Shit sucked. 0/10
Posted by BuryMeAlive on November 13, 2016
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 I really liked the first movie in this reboot. This one however was fucking rubbish.
Posted by Crispy on September 27, 2016
Arachnophobia
Arachnophobia Wait, you don't like John Goodman? He's had his duds, but by and large I love good stuff.
Posted by BuryMeAlive on August 17, 2016
Suicide Squad
Suicide Squad Pretty much terrible from start to finish. DCCU pretty much sucks and is dead to me.
Posted by George Snow on July 22, 2016
Us Sinners
Us Sinners There's a new VOID service and Us Sinners is available on it. There might be some other underground films you might be interested in seeing.

https://www.thegrindhousechannel.com/us-sinners/
Posted by George Snow on July 12, 2016
Zootopia
Zootopia Loved this. I didn't think it was as great as the Box-Office presented it.

Pixar and Disney didn't split, did they?

I paid $21 for the 3D set. They didn't send me the digital code, so I complained. They sent me a code which got me one hundred Disney points. They sent me another code which got me the digital copy and 150 points. Then I sold the DVD copy for $7. I love a bargain.
Posted by Crispy on June 18, 2016
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows Watched it again without the initial green tinted lenses, the convoluted plot was more noticeable. I still loved the hell out of it, and I stand by the score, but the review probably needs an additional paragraph detailing that bit.
Posted by Ginose on June 18, 2016
The Purge: Anarchy
The Purge: Anarchy One of the best "Punisher" movies ever made. That said... eh. Kind of in the same boat with you on this one. I might have enjoyed it more, but the issues still existed. 7.2/10
Posted by Ginose on June 18, 2016
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows A fun call, and I agree with... a LOT of what you said, still, thought this was a mess. A choppy, obnoxiously edited mess, that I found much less jarring and completely fucking obnoxious than the first film, but a mess all the same. Still, they got two of my favorite "TMNT" characters of all time right... but, unfortunately, they also completely fucked up my favorite "TMNT" character of all time so... meh. A hard, "meh". May watch it again, someday. 5.1/10
Posted by Lucid Dreams on June 17, 2016
Zootopia
Zootopia Watched it with my kids for the first time last week and I'd give it a 9/10
Posted by Tired Tigress on June 13, 2016
There Will Be Blood
There Will Be Blood I drink your milkshake.
Posted by Bill Wolford on June 13, 2016
There Will Be Blood
There Will Be Blood 3/10. I must have missed something in translation. I had to fight to stay awake as I found the whole movie minus the bowling alley scene to be one huge bore
Posted by BuryMeAlive on March 18, 2016
The Dark Knight Rises
The Dark Knight Rises Watching it again for the first time since I saw it in cinemas. It's really a mess of a film. 4/10
Posted by George Snow on March 13, 2016
King Kong
King Kong Just watched this after years, and it's AMAZING.
Posted by George Snow on March 13, 2016
Inside Out
Inside Out I enjoyed Cranium Command much more than this movie. I have it somewhere on MiniDV.

Posted by Crispy on February 25, 2016
Inside Out
Inside Out I remember that show!
Posted by George Snow on February 25, 2016
Inside Out
Inside Out There was a "show" at Epcot called Cranium Command that was this movie. It told the story of a boy's day at school when he doesn't get to eat breakfast. All his functions working against each other.

I enjoyed this. But, it's one of the weaker Pixar films IMO. The story structure seemed off. The Protagonist/Antagonist wasn't necessarily clear. I still own it though.
Posted by George Snow on January 20, 2016
Kick-Ass 2
Kick-Ass 2 I like them both equally. Though I was surprised that Moretz's role wasn't much bigger in this one. She was the stand-out in the first.
Posted by BuryMeAlive on January 20, 2016
Kick-Ass 2
Kick-Ass 2 You must be the only one in the world that likes the second one over the first.
Posted by George Snow on December 8, 2015
Kick-Ass
Kick-Ass This is the movie where I said Moretz was going to be a huge star. She stole the show.
Posted by BuryMeAlive on December 7, 2015
Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers
Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers I love this movie. Besides the original, I think it's the best in the series.
Posted by George Snow on November 14, 2015
American Sniper
American Sniper Overall the professionalism of the film is excellent. All the performances were first rate... But, in the end, it was boring. The action was extreme. I just wish the family story was a little more interesting.

I also don't see why so many were offended by this film.

People are fucked up.
Posted by Tristan on November 7, 2015
Son Of Frankenstein
Son Of Frankenstein Guy gets his arm ripped off in the 30s. 10/10
Posted by George Snow on November 2, 2015
Interstellar
Interstellar This movie bored the hell out of me. I tried to enjoy it, and it just did nothing for me.
Posted by George Snow on November 1, 2015
Bride Of Frankenstein
Bride Of Frankenstein I bought the Universal Monster set, and watched Frankenstein and Bride as a double feature. It was a great night. Both are well deserved classics.

Without looking it up, who was Elsa Lancaster married to? Hint, he played an iconic monster in a remake of one of Lon Chaney's famous roles.
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