Posted by JamesC on May 14, 2023
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A lot of the older playboy content was hit or miss
for me, but i think the Sexy Lingerie series of
media from them are among the worst. The scenes
and outfits were uninspired and the way they
blocked out and captured the models felt off from
their better content (think No Boys Allowed).
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Posted by JamesC on January 18, 2023
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Got the version from Dark Side Releasing. It
included the original hardcore feature plus an
edited, softcore edit.
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Posted by Chad on September 12, 2022
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This was such a great homage to the bad eighties
slashers that I love so much. Yeah, it's cheesy,
and yeah, it's pretty damned silly, but damned if
I didn't enjoy it.
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The Requin
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This is the first movie I have ever given a 0/10
to before. I didn't care that the sharks didn't
show up until 58 minutes into a 90 minute movie,
or that the sharks looked like shit, or even that
the script was written by a 6 year old.. No what
bothered me the most was 90 minutes of watching
Alicia Silverstone try to act. Everyone that had a
part in making this movie should be executed.
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Spirit Camp
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I was extremely disappointed with this movie, but
I am also a snob. I can't put my finger on
exactly what it is about these 80s slasher
throwback flicks that misses the mark, but there
is something that is either missing, or something
that is done in a different way that completely
kills the enjoyment and immersion. I believe it's
the way scenes are framed, and the way the camera
is used; new movies like this remind me more of
youtube videos than they do of actual movies.
There isn't much I can add as a synopsis
that hasn't been said by Chad; but I will say that
I disagree that this movie has an 80s slasher vibe
to it. Maybe I've spoiled myself with the
greatest slashers from the era and maybe it's hard
to live up to the films I actually loved, but this
movie can't hold a candle to films like
Cheerleader Camp (1988)
First and
foremost. I was able to correctly guess who the
killer was the moment the killer appeared on
screen. The red herrings were less herrings and
more neon billboards with the words "NOT THE
KILLER" flashing into the night rather than actual
misdirection.
The overall tone and pace
of the movie also felt very off, there was a lot
of erroneous plot points that led up to nothing
and a lot of back story that felt shoe horned and
hamfisted into the plot for no reason other than
to explain why one character knew how to pick
handcuffs.
I wasn't angry with this
movie, but I also wasn't stoked on it. This is
not a movie I'd watch a second time. And I gave
it a 3.7/10 without the tits it would have been a
1.5/10
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Goreface Killer
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''David Hammond'': highlight of the movie; you did
look good :D
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Posted by Chad on August 08, 2020
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This was really good, right up until the final two
episodes. It felt like they didn't know how to
end it, or alternatively, tried to rush an ending
that could have been great and instead left us
puzzled. Still, it was really good up until then,
and King fans in particular will love the
countless nods and references.
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Posted by Chad on June 05, 2020
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Duke Nukem punching a dinosaur in the face, and
then beating it to death? Come on, how can you go
wrong with this?
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Posted by Chad on February 29, 2020
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Really, really good, even if it did leave me
saying "What the fuck" a couple of times. I mean,
a ribbed cat cock? Still, it was enjoyable as all
hell, and it was a very good, very bizarre little
horror flick. And that ending? If that doesn't
bring a tear to your eye, you're not human.
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Posted by Chad on January 23, 2020
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Loved this show, they really knocked it out of the
park. The best episodes are really, really good,
and even the worst episodes are still pretty
damned good.
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Posted by Chad on August 11, 2019
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I wasn't expecting an amazing movie by any means,
but I thought that this had potential for some
goofy, mindless fun. I was very, very wrong. It
just didn't work in any way, and there's not much
good that I could say about it. Leave it on the
shelf.
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Posted by Chad on November 19, 2018
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Had an amazing time at the debut show of the
women's side of H20 Wrestling: Hardcore Hustle
Organization. It took damned near three hours to
get up to Jersey with Joe and about forty tolls
either way, but it was well worth it. Probably one
of the best live shows I've ever seen. Those women
busted ass to put on a great show, and it wasn't
like most of the indie shows where you're sitting
through two hours of fluff to get to the one hour
of decent shit... this one was great from top to
bottom.
AmyLee Murray-Palmer is the
queen, was great to finally see her live. And I
got my change for the shirt "straight from her
tit", haha. Brittany Blake is cool and put on a
really good match, and Maria Manic was a beast...
much different from the last time I saw her. And
she used me as leverage to choke a bitch out with
her foot! Then there was the main event with Randi
West vs Amazing Maria - those ladies pulled out
all the stops. Chairs, ladders, barbed wire
(including a barbed wire baseball bat to the
crotch), numerous nearfalls, and a brawl no more
than two feet in front of us. Then a hot angle
between Maria and Terra Calaway to wrap up the
show, and they left us wanting more.
Can you tell I loved the show?
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Day Of The Dead: Bloodline
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Just finished this on Netflix.. 90 minutes of
watching Romero get shit on. Everyone involved
with this trainwreck should be fucking ashamed.
2/10
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Posted by Chad on March 16, 2018
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The dubbed music was terrible and there were way
too many replays after the matches, but that's
more of a complaint with the DVD itself. The event
itself was excellent and very brutal, and it even
managed to get the non-wrestling-fan woman of the
house into it.
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Posted by Chad on February 22, 2018
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As a remake or reimagining or whatever of the
original, it's embarrassing. As a standalone
zombie flick... it's mediocre at its very best.
Laughable plot, weak special effects, bad acting,
and only one or two scenes that I could really get
into. Definitely not worth it. 3/10, and even that
might be too high.
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Posted by Chad on January 01, 2018
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I really enjoyed how this wasn't just another
retelling of the story, but something entirely
new. I mean, yeah, the mist itself is still the
same, but that's where the similarities end. That
worked out wonderfully and kept us interested...
and made me binge the entire season in one night.
Shame that they're not doing a second season.
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Posted by Crispy on May 06, 2017
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Yeah, the Sony/Marvel deal is looking more and
more like a complete shit show as news is
released. Apparently they're going to use the
Miles Morales Spider-Man going forward, so maybe
they can keep both franchises going without
stepping on each other's toes.
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Posted by Crispy on September 27, 2016
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Wait, you don't like John Goodman? He's had his
duds, but by and large I love good stuff.
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Suicide Squad
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Pretty much terrible from start to finish. DCCU
pretty much sucks and is dead to me.
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Us Sinners
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There's a new VOID service and Us Sinners is
available on it. There might be some other
underground films you might be interested in
seeing.
https://www.thegrindhousechannel.com/us-sinners/
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Zootopia
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Loved this. I didn't think it was as great as the
Box-Office presented it.
Pixar and
Disney didn't split, did they?
I paid
$21 for the 3D set. They didn't send me the
digital code, so I complained. They sent me a code
which got me one hundred Disney points. They sent
me another code which got me the digital copy and
150 points. Then I sold the DVD copy for $7. I
love a bargain.
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Posted by Crispy on June 18, 2016
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Watched it again without the initial green tinted
lenses, the convoluted plot was more noticeable. I
still loved the hell out of it, and I stand by the
score, but the review probably needs an additional
paragraph detailing that bit.
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Posted by Ginose on June 18, 2016
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One of the best "Punisher" movies ever made. That
said... eh. Kind of in the same boat with you on
this one. I might have enjoyed it more, but the
issues still existed. 7.2/10
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Posted by Ginose on June 18, 2016
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A fun call, and I agree with... a LOT of what you
said, still, thought this was a mess. A choppy,
obnoxiously edited mess, that I found much less
jarring and completely fucking obnoxious than the
first film, but a mess all the same. Still, they
got two of my favorite "TMNT" characters of all
time right... but, unfortunately, they also
completely fucked up my favorite "TMNT" character
of all time so... meh. A hard, "meh". May watch it
again, someday. 5.1/10
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Zootopia
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Watched it with my kids for the first time last
week and I'd give it a 9/10
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There Will Be Blood
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3/10. I must have missed something in translation.
I had to fight to stay awake as I found the whole
movie minus the bowling alley scene to be one huge
bore
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The Dark Knight Rises
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Watching it again for the first time since I saw
it in cinemas. It's really a mess of a film. 4/10
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King Kong
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Just watched this after years, and it's AMAZING.
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Inside Out
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I enjoyed Cranium Command much more than this
movie. I have it somewhere on MiniDV.
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Inside Out
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There was a "show" at Epcot called Cranium Command
that was this movie. It told the story of a boy's
day at school when he doesn't get to eat
breakfast. All his functions working against each
other.
I enjoyed this. But, it's one of
the weaker Pixar films IMO. The story structure
seemed off. The Protagonist/Antagonist wasn't
necessarily clear. I still own it though.
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Kick-Ass 2
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I like them both equally. Though I was surprised
that Moretz's role wasn't much bigger in this one.
She was the stand-out in the first.
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Kick-Ass 2
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You must be the only one in the world that likes
the second one over the first.
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Kick-Ass
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This is the movie where I said Moretz was going to
be a huge star. She stole the show.
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American Sniper
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Overall the professionalism of the film is
excellent. All the performances were first rate...
But, in the end, it was boring. The action was
extreme. I just wish the family story was a little
more interesting.
I also don't see why
so many were offended by this film.
People are fucked up.
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Interstellar
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This movie bored the hell out of me. I tried to
enjoy it, and it just did nothing for me.
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Bride Of Frankenstein
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I bought the Universal Monster set, and watched
Frankenstein and Bride as a double feature. It was
a great night. Both are well deserved classics.
Without looking it up, who was Elsa
Lancaster married to? Hint, he played an iconic
monster in a remake of one of Lon Chaney's famous
roles.
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It Follows
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meh.....don't get the hype for this. 5/10.
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Posted by Crispy on October 10, 2015
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Bride is already reviewed and in the pipeline, as
is Son.
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