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Posted by benloveshorror on October 18, 2014
Carrie
Carrie I kind of agree with George on this one. And I actually liked the 2002 made-for-tv remake starring Angela Bettis better than this because at least it tried to do something different. 5/10
Posted by benloveshorror on June 15, 2013
Texas Chainsaw
Texas Chainsaw I've come to accept that I love shitty slasher movies. I liked this, and I also liked Halloween: Resurrection, but I seem to be in the minority. 7/10
Posted by benloveshorror on January 22, 2013
Sorority Sister Slaughter
Sorority Sister Slaughter With a title like that, you'd think it would be an awesome homage to 80's b-horror like Sorority House Massacre. Too bad it sounds like it sucks.
Posted by benloveshorror on February 11, 2012
Children Of The Corn II: The Final Sacrifice
Children Of The Corn II: The Final Sacrifice Isn't this an old review? Why is it showing up on the new reviews page?
Posted by benloveshorror on November 2, 2011
Halloween: XXX Porn Parody
Halloween: XXX Porn Parody I really liked this as well, and I loved that there was a lot of pussy-eating. 9/10
Posted by benloveshorror on February 8, 2011
Hatchet II
Hatchet II Best slasher movie since the first Hatchet! 10/10
Posted by benloveshorror on February 8, 2011
Let Me In
Let Me In "Reeve's pumped out as much gore and shock-scares as possible, which is the exact fucking opposite of what the original wanted to be."
Really? I like gore and shock-scares a lot better than a slow pace which I thought the original had. So I might like this one better than the original, because I have a short attention span. Hey, i didn't flunk out of college for nothing.
Posted by benloveshorror on February 7, 2011
Video Violence 2
Video Violence 2 I just won the Video Violence double feature DVD on e-bay for $7.99 with free shipping! That's a good deal for two cheesy fun movies.
Posted by benloveshorror on February 3, 2011
Graduation Day
Graduation Day How did this movie gross 23 million dollars at the box-office? It did better than Prom Night, Terror Train, and some of the entries in the Friday the 13th series.
Posted by benloveshorror on January 13, 2011
Piranha
Piranha Who would have thought that a movie about killer fish would have more gore and a bigger body count than any movie in the Friday the 13th series. And more nudity too! 8/10 for the gore alone. Would have been higher if the first half wouldn't have been underwhelming in my opinion.
Posted by benloveshorror on December 7, 2010
Christmas Evil
Christmas Evil You're right. The body count in this one is too low. There were many lost opportunities for slaughter, such as at the Christmas Party. That could have been a bloodbath, but he didn't kill one person at the party. And how are we supposed to be scared of someone who runs screaming from a vigilante team? Would Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees have done that? No, they would have faced the vigilantes and killed them. Silent Night Deadly Night & even Silent Night Deadly Night 2 are way better. 4/10
Posted by benloveshorror on December 6, 2010
The Warrior's Way
The Warrior's Way What weird casting, having Kate Bosworth, Geoffrey Rush, and Tony Cox in the same movie.
Posted by benloveshorror on November 26, 2010
Bikini Bloodbath
Bikini Bloodbath Even though it's called Bikini Bloodbath, and has female nudity, I think this movie would actually be more appreciated by a gay audience than a straight one. Mainly because of the gay football team, and it's basically a homage to the Slumber Party Massacre series, which has a big gay following. And it also really campy, sort of a cross between a John Waters movie and a Troma movie. 8/10
Posted by benloveshorror on November 24, 2010
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre I guess I should be shot then, because I liked this just as much (if not more) as the original. 9/10
Posted by benloveshorror on November 23, 2010
Halloween: Resurrection
Halloween: Resurrection How many times you've been "bitchslapped" for this review? You should be allowed to have your own opinion. I myself have seen this movie several times and stand by my opinion that it's a fun slasher movie. But then again I like just about anything with a masked killer stalking and murdering teens. Especially if that masked killer is Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees. 8/10
Posted by benloveshorror on November 22, 2010
Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl
Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl Yay! And I'm supposed to get this movie in the mail tomorrow from netflix.
Posted by benloveshorror on November 20, 2010
Friday The 13th
Friday The 13th I guess I'm not as picky as everyone else, because I thought this was a great slasher movie and a great entry in the series. 10/10
Posted by benloveshorror on November 17, 2010
Skyline
Skyline It's funny that you mentioned SyFy, because I was thinking all along that this looked like more of a SyFy original movie, than something that would be released in theaters. Plus it stars a few actors who haven't been in a theatrical movie in years, as their movies have been either going straight to DVD. I'm talking about Eric Balfour and Brittany Daniel.
Posted by benloveshorror on November 11, 2010
Night Of The Demons
Night Of The Demons I bought this the day it came out thinking that I would surely love it, since I loved the first NOTD and the sequel NOTD 2. But it was just okay. What I don't get is that so many people are saying it's just as good as the first one. In my opinion there wasn't enough demon action or Shannon Elizabeth. There was still some entertainment to be had here, but just like this years Nightmare on Elm Street remake, it can't touch the original. I give it a 6/10.
Posted by benloveshorror on November 5, 2010
Saw: The Final Chapter
Saw: The Final Chapter How is this a craptastic review? And even though I'm a fan of the original Saw, I'm not a big fan of the sequels. I want my Halloween back too! I don't see the Saw series became a Halloween staple in the first place. Sure a few in the series are interesting, but none are particularly scary.
Posted by benloveshorror on October 14, 2010
My Soul To Take
My Soul To Take Dread Central gave this movie 4 out of 5 stars. I thought that wasn't right, after seeing the uninteresting trailer and the fact this wasn't screened for critics. I haven't seen the movie, but your review is probably more accurate.
Posted by benloveshorror on September 16, 2010
A Serbian Film
A Serbian Film You don't have to apologize to anyone for not liking this movie. It does sound horrible.
Posted by benloveshorror on September 8, 2010
Machete
Machete I hope I like it too. I'm sure I will, because I loved Planet Terror. And that cast is very interesting. Robert Deniro, Steven Seagal, Jessica Alba, Lindsey Lohan, and Danny Trejo all in one movie.
Posted by benloveshorror on September 8, 2010
Machete
Machete When I referred to Machete and the other aforementioned films as guy movies, I din't mean that those types of movies are the only ones that appeal to a guy. But the majority of people that would watch those movies are guys. Just like the majority of people that go see a Sandra Bullock or Julia Roberts movie are women, therefore those movies are called "chick flicks."
Posted by benloveshorror on September 5, 2010
Machete
Machete Oh, I guess I should have said "fun" movies instead of "guy" movies. And what's wrong with mindless action movies? I'd rather watch those than two hours of just people talking about boring shit. But I flunked out of college twice, so what do I know.
Posted by benloveshorror on September 4, 2010
Machete
Machete I'm glad that a lot of "guy" movies are being released in theaters right now. After months of endless kiddie movies and chick flicks, us men are finally getting what we want to see with The Expendables, Piranha 3D and Machete all being released in the last few weeks.
Posted by benloveshorror on August 22, 2010
Piranha
Piranha I want to see this movie so bad. It just sounds like b-movie wet dream come true. Too bad I live in a small town surrounded by other small towns and our cheap theaters didn't get it, so I guess I'll have to wait for dvd.
Posted by benloveshorror on August 14, 2010
Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan I watched this movie again tonight to celebrate Friday the 13th. Every time I watch it, I like it more and more. I mean, where else can you see Jason on a subway train, and bringing destruction to a cafe. 10/10
Posted by benloveshorror on August 12, 2010
Trick 'R Treat
Trick 'R Treat Instead of releasing a Saw movie every Halloween, they should release a Trick 'R Treat every Halloween. Of course, they'd probably go direct-to-video like this one dead. 9/10
Posted by benloveshorror on August 11, 2010
Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV
Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV Shakes, I guess I'm not a serious fan of film because I loved this movie. Up until Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead came out, this was my favorite Troma movie. And who needs "something remotely intelligent" when you have non-stop violence, boobs, and outrageously offensive humor? 10/10
Posted by benloveshorror on August 8, 2010
The Last House On The Left
The Last House On The Left But I liked the "microwave" scene. 8/10
Posted by benloveshorror on August 8, 2010
Demon Divas And The Lanes Of Damnation
Demon Divas And The Lanes Of Damnation I wish someone would this out on DVD already. I really want to see it. It's got two of my favorite actresses in it (Debbie Rochon & Brinke Stevens) and it sounds like Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama or Nightmare Sisters. And we don't get many movies like that anymore.
Posted by benloveshorror on August 7, 2010
Leprechaun 3
Leprechaun 3 This was my favorite in this delightful series. 8/10
Posted by benloveshorror on August 7, 2010
Motor Home Massacre
Motor Home Massacre Wow, I thought I was the only one that got any enjoyment out of this one. 7/10 as well.
Posted by benloveshorror on August 4, 2010
Black Devil Doll
Black Devil Doll This was my favorite movie I saw last year. 10/10
Posted by benloveshorror on August 3, 2010
The Mutilator
The Mutilator I saw this movie for the first time last week on vhs. It was so dark and bad quality. I think I'd enjoy it much better on dvd if they officially release it on dvd.
Posted by benloveshorror on August 3, 2010
Jason X
Jason X Jason X is one of my favorite guilty pleasures. 8/10
Posted by benloveshorror on August 3, 2010
Basket Case
Basket Case The sequels are actually better. I was bored while watching most of the first Basket Case. 3/10
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