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Jenny and Sharon are stalked by a killer chef... again? This time... It's Christmas.
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Bikini Bloodbath Christmas is the third in the Bikini Bloodbath series. How does it stack up to the previous two? Well, I thought the first Bikini Bloodbath was pretty good, but it could have been improved upon. Then came Bikini Bloodbath Carwash, and it did just that. BBC was a riot from beginning to end, with indie queen Debbie Rochon proving that she can be very funny. Now we have Bikini Bloodbath Christmas, which is supposedly the last in a trilogy. While it's not quite as "good" as it's predecessor, it's still a laugh-a-minute slasher spoof.
The opening credits are even fun, with Chef Death (the Bikini Bloodbath villain) chopping meat while a pretty creepy score plays. Then we are treated to a couple of dream sequences, and the story continues. It's Christmas and Jenny (Rachael Robbins) is working at a bong store (!) with her friends. Ms. Johnson (Debbie Rochon) is in a coma, so her sister Mrs. Johnson (Dick Boland in drag) is running the store. Across the street, Gina Davis (Phil Hall) and his girls are in competition with Mrs. Johnson and her girls to see who can sell the most during the Christmas holiday.
One of the girls that works at the deli is William Defoe (Margaret Rose Champagne). She comes over to the bong store with three of her fellow co-workers and dares Jenny and her friends to go to the cemetery where Chef Death is buried. Later that night, Jenny goes to the cemetery and is dared to touch Chef Death's grave. She does it, and Chef Death rises from his grave to wreak havoc once more.
If that sounds like a ridiculous plot, what could you except from the third film in the self-proclaimed stupidest trilogy ever made? But that is part of it's charm. It's a b-movie done in the Troma tradition, after all. And speaking of Troma, Troma president Lloyd Kaufman has a funny cameo early on. However, Dick Boland gets the biggest laughs. He plays a woman, and quite possibly the ugliest woman I've ever seen. His lines rival Debbie Rochon's lines in Bikini Bloodbath Carwash, as being profane, politically incorrect, and...absolutely hilarious.
Some of the death scenes are even funny. There is a disembowelment that has to be seen to be believed. And a woman is killed while taking a crap and farting. As for nudity, there is no full frontal but a lot of tits are on display. And the ladies and gay men even get some male nudity, even if it is played for laughs.
Oh, and White Liger once more provides some awesome hard rock music for the movie. I can't get these songs out of my head. And there is a deluxe edition of this on DVD, that comes with the soundtrack. I wish I would have got that one, instead of the standard version.
Really, the only negative thing I have to say about Bikini Bloodbath Christmas is that Debbie Rochon is only in three scenes this time around, while she was pretty much the star of 'Carwash'. And the ending is a little disappointing. I won't spoil it for you. Still, I give this one a 9/10 for being the best Christmas-themed slasher since Silent Night, Deadly Night.
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#1:
Crispy
- added November 26, 2010 at 4:54pm
The first two Bikini Bloodbaths were mind
numbingly terrible, and so was Silent Night,
Deadly Night. And yet I'll probably still hunt
this down eventually. God help me.
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#2:
Crispy
- added June 18, 2013 at 4:58am
Yeah. This was a fucking waste of time. 0/10, even
with all the nudity.
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