You have to resort to these tactics
Because many people do not understand what a phone call is
A phone call ideally should be the brief exchange of a few vital pieces of information
This is a phone call
"Hey, Steve, Steve, what time's the circle jerk start tonight? Ten o'clock
Okay, listen, I'm gonna be a little bit late, you'll have to start without me
Oh, don't worry, I'll catch up
I'm watching a horny movie, and I'm eatin' a whole bunch of oysters
Oh, it's science fiction, it's called Tarzan fucks a Zebra
Well, Russell Crowe
Well, yeah, it's kind of a fantasy
Right now, Renée Zellweger is blowing a unicorn"
That's a phone call
Should not be a two and a half hour harangue
Of your third cousin describing her mailman's liposuction
God, people are fuckin' boring
People are just fuckin' boring!
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