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George Carlin - It's Bad for Ya - People Refuse to Be Realistic
It's Bad for Ya
01. Opening
02. Old Fuck
03. Goin' Through My Address Book
04. Things We Say When People Die
05. He's Smiling Down
06. Parents in Hell
07. People Refuse to Be Realistic
08. Dead Parents Helping
09. A Couple of Other Questions
10. Today's Professional Parents
11. The Self-Esteem Movement
12. Every Child Is Special
13. Children Are Our Future
14. Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult
15. I Like People
16. Stupid Bullshit
17. Stupid Bullshit on the Phone
18. What a Phone Call Should Be
19. In a Coma
20. Their Kids!
21. They Want to Show You the Pictures
22. Just Enough Bullshit
23. No One Questions Things
24. Proud to Be an American
25. God Bless America
26. Takin' Off Yer Hat
27. Swearing on the Bible
28. You Have No Rights
People just refuse to be realistic.
They don't like to be realistic.
People would rather stroke themselves, you know.
Oh, they like to stroke themselves, don't they?
Stroke themselves.
They stroke each other.
They get stroked.
They stroke the boss.
The boss strokes them.
Everybody strokes everybody.
It's nothing but a big stroke job in this country.
The government strokes you every day of your life.
Religion never stops stroking you.
Big business gives you a good stroke.
And it's one big, transcontinental, cross-country, red, white and blue stroke job.
Do you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you know what the national emblem for this country ought to be?
Forget that bald eagle.
The national emblem of this country ought to be Uncle Sam standing naked at attention saluting.
And seated on a chair next to him the Statue of Liberty jerking him off.
That would be a good symbol for the United Strokes of America.
It's all bullshit folks.
It's all bullshit, and it's bad for you.