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Complaints and Grievances
01. The Opening
02. Traffic Accidents - Keep Movin'!
03. You & Me (Things That Come Off of Your Body)
04. People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books
05. Motivation Seminars
06. Parents of Honor Students
07. Baby Slings
08. "My Daddy"
09. Telephone Mimes
10. Hands-Free Telephone Headsets
11. Answering Machines
12. Family Newsletters
13. Music on Answering Machines
14. People Who Wear Visors
15. Singers With One Name
16. Rich Guys in Hot Air Balloons
17. People Who Misuse Credit Cards
18. Guys Named Todd
19. Gun Enthusiasts
20. White Guys Who Shave Their Heads
21. NASA-Holes
22. Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments
And i'm getting really sick of guys named Todd.
It's a good fucking name OK.Hi what's your name?
Todd.I'm Todd. And this is Blake, and Blaire and Blaine and Brent. Where all these goofy fucking boys names comin' from. Taylor, Tyler, Jordan, Flynn. These are not real names. You want to hear a real name? Eddie. Eddie is a real name, what happened to Eddie he was hear a minute ago. Jackie and Johnny and Tommy and Bill. Danny, Larry, Johnny, and Phil. What happened? Todd.
And Cody, and Dillon, and Cameron, and Tucker.
Hi Tucker, i'm Todd. Hi Todd, i'm Tucker. Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks. And fuck Tuckers friend Kyle. that's another soft name for a boy. Kyle.
Soft names make soft people. I'll bet you ten times out of ten, Nicky, Vinnie, and Tony would beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle, and Tucker