And answering machines, starting with these people who think
It's cute to let their children record the outgoing message
You know? Ah. And you can't understand a word of it '
Cause the kid's a fucking imbecile! "Hi, my name is Stacy
I'm five years old. My mommy and daddy aren't home." Beep!
Here's my message, Stacy. I'm coming over to your house with a big
Knife. And I'm gonna kill mommy and daddy. Then I'm gonna peel
Off their skin and make a funny hat. After that, I'm gonna take
Out my huge ding-dong and stick it right in your... doo! You know?
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