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MC Frontalot - d20 - Two Dreamers
d20
01. Tongue-Clucking Grammarian
02. Hassle: The Dorkening
03. Much Chubbier
04. Diseases of Yore
05. I’ll Form the Head
06. It Is Pitch Dark
07. First World Problem
08. Chisel Down
09. Charisma Potion
10. Power User
11. IWF
12. Bad Nerd
13. Secrets From the Future
14. Jacquelyn Hyde
15. This Old Man
16. Gold Locks
17. Socks On
18. Stoop Sale
19. Critical Hit
20. Spoiler Alert
21. Origin of Species
22. Two Dreamers
23. Goth Girls
24. I Hate Your Blog (unplugged)
I live in Baghdad. I had a million dollars.
After that last bad investment, I live in squalor.
Still got a grandiose house, but it's run down.
Jackals take possession of it promptly at sundown,
on account of the holes in the walls. So, I sleep in the yard.
Huddled by the fountain, ground is keeping it hard.
I'd be deeply alarmed if I weren't so depressed.
Keep an eye on the stars, I guess. Get some rest.
As I drift off, feel like I hear a voice whispering,
"Despair in due time, take comfort in the interim."
I'm listening. "Step to the west in the early air.
Your fortune is in Cairo. Regain it if you journey there."

Oh no, I don't know if I could trust a dream.
Has one ever been what it seems?
Oh no, I don't know if I could trust a dream,
what it keeps on promising.

Cairo is quite a ways away.
I'm hitch-hiking on carts, got my vulnerable parts displayed:
my neck, my hope, and my desperation.
By the time I get to Damascus, half sick with exasperation
at my own propensity for delusion.
Some dreams are visions, but only illusions.
And with my sandal worn to nothing, wander past a pyramid.
This is Cairo, isn't it? Wonder where my treasure's hid?
It isn't in front of me. Well, okay. I take a seat,
get arrested immediately for vagrancy.
This my reward for venturing abroad:
chuck me in the clink, lash me to sleep with a palm rod.

Three days later, dragged before the magistrate,
thirty-fifth most important dude in the caliphate.
Asks me why I came so far if I've got nothing
to my name but my gumption. I explain how I've got crushing
doubts, about my faith in a voice that had come in the night.
He laughs in my face, his hind teeth are bright white.
Says he had that dream — of Baghdad — thrice,
and the voice in it, offering specific advice:
"Seek a high style manor where a jackal is lord,
dig up a fortune in the courtyard." This he ignored,
as he assured me any wise man would. Guess I'm silly, then.
Back to Baghdad, unearth my new millions.