Destroy All Lawyers - Mojo Nixon

Mojo Nixon - The Essential Mojo Nixon - Destroy All Lawyers

01.	Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two‐Headed Love Child
02.	Louisiana Liplock
03.	Don Henley Must Die
04.	Elvis Is Everywhere
05.	I Hate Banks
06.	Stuffin’ Martha’s Muffin
07.	I Ain’t Gonna Piss in No Jar
08.	Are You Drinkin’ With Me Jesus
09.	The Ballad of Country Dick
10.	Destroy All Lawyers
11.	She’s Vibrator Dependent
12.	The Poontango
13.	Drunk‐Divorced Floozie (The Ballad of Diana Spencer)
14.	Tie My Pecker to My Leg
15.	Jesus at McDonald’s
16.	(619) 239‐KING
17.	Burn Down the Malls
18.	You Can’t Kill Me
19.	Christmas Christmas
20.	Occupy

Destroy All Lawyers
Nixon Mojo

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There's a plague on the planet
And they went to law school
A bunch of hornswagglers
Treat us like fools
Know who I'm talkin' about
Let me hear you shout
Destroy all lawyers!
Destroy all lawyers!
Bunch of evil weasel poseurs!
Destroy all lawyers!

Watch them push them papers
And bend them laws
Will the chump with the most money
Buy them all?
Grab them by their tails
Spit in their eyes
Well they charge you by the minute
While we get paid by the hour
What I want to know
Is how they steal all this power?
I wanna see them explode
In every zip code
Destroy all lawyers!
Destroy all lawyers!
Bunch of evil weasel poseurs!
Destroy all lawyers!

They got, they got their own bar
Where they drink pints of greed
Let's spay and neuter 'em
So that they can't breed
So let us?
Is at the bottom of the sea
They're not even new
Yea they're worse than devil
Gonna blow up the planet
Charge God double
Wanna see 'em explode
In every zip code
Destroy all lawyers!
Destroy all lawyers!
Bunch of evil weasel poseurs!
Destroy all lawyers!