Mojo Nixon - The Essential Mojo Nixon

01.	Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two‐Headed Love Child	2:09
02.	Louisiana Liplock	4:22
03.	Don Henley Must Die	4:22
04.	Elvis Is Everywhere	4:55
05.	I Hate Banks	3:40
06.	Stuffin’ Martha’s Muffin	2:58
07.	I Ain’t Gonna Piss in No Jar	4:00
08.	Are You Drinkin’ With Me Jesus	3:12
09.	The Ballad of Country Dick	2:47
10.	Destroy All Lawyers	3:03
11.	She’s Vibrator Dependent	5:06
12.	The Poontango	2:39
13.	Drunk‐Divorced Floozie (The Ballad of Diana Spencer)	3:07
14.	Tie My Pecker to My Leg	3:22
15.	Jesus at McDonald’s	5:29
16.	(619) 239‐KING	6:05
17.	Burn Down the Malls	4:57
18.	You Can’t Kill Me	6:30
19.	Christmas Christmas	3:13
20.	Occupy	2:11