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Mojo Nixon - The Essential Mojo Nixon - I Ain’t Gonna Piss in No Jar
The Essential Mojo Nixon
01. Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two‐Headed Love Child
02. Louisiana Liplock
03. Don Henley Must Die
04. Elvis Is Everywhere
05. I Hate Banks
06. Stuffin’ Martha’s Muffin
07. I Ain’t Gonna Piss in No Jar
08. Are You Drinkin’ With Me Jesus
09. The Ballad of Country Dick
10. Destroy All Lawyers
11. She’s Vibrator Dependent
12. The Poontango
13. Drunk‐Divorced Floozie (The Ballad of Diana Spencer)
14. Tie My Pecker to My Leg
15. Jesus at McDonald’s
16. (619) 239‐KING
17. Burn Down the Malls
18. You Can’t Kill Me
19. Christmas Christmas
20. Occupy
Well, I ain't gonna pee-pee in no cup
Miss Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up
I said, yo, Nancy, we just say

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Well, go ahead and fire me from my job
But there's one little thing you ain't gonna rob
That's my freedom and my liberty

Well, I ain't gonna piss in no jar
Yeah, them evil peckerheads, they done gone way too far
I wouldn't pee in their mouths if they were dying of thirst
Yeah, we gotta get rid of this evil curse
I'm alive and I'm fighting this jive

Yeah, everybody should go to Washington
We can have ourselves a little fun
You know, they want our piss
I think we ought to give it to 'em
Yeah, surround the White House with a urinary moat
So Ronnie and Nancy will have to float on a boat
Then across a stinking, steaming yellow pee-pee sea

Ho!

Well, I ain't gonna piss in no jar
Yeah, them evil peckerheads, they done gone way too far
You know, Thomas Jefferson's gonna be mighty pissed
When he finds out about this
I said, come back from the dead, Tom
Sock 'em in the head
Ho, yeah

Why's everybody so afraid of drugs?
Man, they afraid of what the drugs gonna do to us

Well, I ain't gonna pee-pee in no cup
Miss Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up
I said, yo, Nancy, we just say
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Well, go ahead and throw me in some jail
Ram hot spikes up my tail
But you're not gonna get a drop of pee-pee out of me, y'all

Yeah, I ain't gonna piss in no jar
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
I said, no

I ain't gonna piss in no jar
You know, Foghorn Leghorn wouldn't pee in no jar
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
You know, Patrick Henry didn't say, give me
Liberty or give me a urine sample, now did he?
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
Oh, he sure enough like it now, didn't he?
I ain't gonna piss in no jar

Judy Long wouldn't piss in no jar
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
What's gonna be next, the doo doo police?
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
I ain't gonna piss in no jar