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The American Comedy Box 1915-1994: But Seriously…
Disc 1
01. Uncle Josh in a Barber Shop
02. Cohen at the Telephone
03. Two Black Crows Part 1
04. Dr. Kronkite and His Only Living Patient
05. Sam and Henry at the Dentist’s
06. The Temperance Lecture
07. Who’s on First
08. Morgan on Wagner
09. Komodo Dragon, Gabe Preston #1
10. Little Blue Riding Hood
11. Pal‐Yat‐Chee (Pagliacci)
12. Al ’n Yetta
13. Pollution
14. The Impossible Dream (The Quest)
15. Men
Disc 2
01. Hope in Russia (excerpt)
02. At the Hungry I (excerpt)
03. Point of View: Ku Klux Klan
04. New Year’s Eve Bust
05. Wide Wide World of War
06. Stand by Your Dan
07. The Best of the Worst Of… (excerpt)
08. An Assortment of Yarns: Morris of Arabia; Matzo Ball Soup; Cohen, Goldberg and Lipshitz; The Friendly Bench
09. The Beauty Parlor
10. Joan Talks About…:Rock Stars; Men Vs. Women
11. Hitchhiking
Disc 3
01. The Morning After the Night Before
02. What It Was, Was Football
03. The Chauffer and the Professor
04. Bill Cosby Goes to a Football Game
05. N.Y., N.Y.; L.A. L.A.
06. Football Comes to the University of Chicago
07. Sister Mary Elephant
08. Catch It and You Keep It
09. 16 Golden Bits
10. Rewriting the National Anthem
Disc 4
01. The Funniest Woman in the World… (excerpt)
02. The Astronaut
03. 2000 and Two Year Old Man
04. Get a Horse; Lost
05. The Diet
06. Women in Paris
07. Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television
08. Civil Defense (No Talking)
09. Ugly Baby
10. Washington Heights; Survival
11. Heart Attacks
12. Mad at My Mother
13. Lorena Bobbitt
Puttin' my defences up
'Cause I don't wanna fall in love
If I ever did that
I think I'd have a heart attack
Never put my love out on the line
Never said yes to the right guy
Never had trouble getting what I want
But when it comes to you, I'm never good enough

When I don't care
I can play 'em like a Ken doll
Won't wash my hair
Then make 'em bounce like a basketball
But you make me wanna act like a girl
Paint my nails and wear high heels
Yes you, make me so nervous
That I just can't hold your hand

You make me glow, but I cover up

Won't let it show, so I'm
Puttin' my defences up
Cause I don't wanna fall in love

If I ever did that
I think I'd have a heart attack

I think I'd have a heart attack
I think I'd have a heart attack
Never break a sweat for the other guys
When you come around, I get paralyzed
And everytime I try to be myself
It comes out wrong like a cry for help
It's just not fair
Brings more trouble than it all is worth
I gasp for air
It feels so good, but you know it hurts
But you make me wanna act like a girl
Paint my nails and wear perfume
For you, make me so nervous
That I just can't hold your hand
You make me glow, but I cover up
Won't let it show, so I'm
Puttin' my defences up
Cause I don't wanna fall in love
If I ever did that
I think I'd have a heart attack
I think I'd have a heart attack
I think I'd have a heart attack
The feelings got lost in my lungs
They're burning, I'd rather be numb
And there's no one else to blame
So scared I take off and I run
I'm flying too close to the sun
And I burst into flames
You make me glow, but I cover up
Won't let it show, so I'm
Puttin' my defences up
'Cause I don't wanna fall in love
If I ever did that
I think I'd have a heart attack
I think I'd have a heart attack
Heart attack, I think I'd have a heart attack
I think I'd have a heart attack
I think I'd have a heart attack.