Al ’n Yetta - Allan Sherman

Allan Sherman - The American Comedy Box 1915-1994: But Seriously… - Al ’n Yetta

Disc 1
01.	Uncle Josh in a Barber Shop
02.	Cohen at the Telephone
03.	Two Black Crows Part 1
04.	Dr. Kronkite and His Only Living Patient
05.	Sam and Henry at the Dentist’s
06.	The Temperance Lecture
07.	Who’s on First
08.	Morgan on Wagner
09.	Komodo Dragon, Gabe Preston #1
10.	Little Blue Riding Hood
11.	Pal‐Yat‐Chee (Pagliacci)
12.	Al ’n Yetta
13.	Pollution
14.	The Impossible Dream (The Quest)
15.	Men
Disc 2
01.	Hope in Russia (excerpt)
02.	At the Hungry I (excerpt)
03.	Point of View: Ku Klux Klan
04.	New Year’s Eve Bust
05.	Wide Wide World of War
06.	Stand by Your Dan
07.	The Best of the Worst Of… (excerpt)
08.	An Assortment of Yarns: Morris of Arabia; Matzo Ball Soup; Cohen, Goldberg and Lipshitz; The Friendly Bench
09.	The Beauty Parlor
10.	Joan Talks About…:Rock Stars; Men Vs. Women
11.	Hitchhiking
Disc 3
01.	The Morning After the Night Before
02.	What It Was, Was Football
03.	The Chauffer and the Professor
04.	Bill Cosby Goes to a Football Game
05.	N.Y., N.Y.; L.A. L.A.
06.	Football Comes to the University of Chicago
07.	Sister Mary Elephant
08.	Catch It and You Keep It
09.	16 Golden Bits
10.	Rewriting the National Anthem
Disc 4
01.	The Funniest Woman in the World… (excerpt)
02.	The Astronaut
03.	2000 and Two Year Old Man
04.	Get a Horse; Lost
05.	The Diet
06.	Women in Paris
07.	Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television
08.	Civil Defense (No Talking)
09.	Ugly Baby
10.	Washington Heights; Survival
11.	Heart Attacks
12.	Mad at My Mother
13.	Lorena Bobbitt

Al n' Yetta always sit togedda
Watching TV every single night
Munching popcorn from a dish
While observing Dorothy Gish
(Dorothy Gish)
Dorothy Gish
(What a dish)
What a dish
Ohh
Al n' Yetta couldn't have it betta
Their TV set has remote control
So they both can stay in bed
With Frankenstein and Mister Ed
(Mister Ed)
Stay in bed
(Dorothy Gish)
What a dish
Ohh
Al n' Yetta, fans of Art Linkletta
And they love to sing along with Mitch
They just found in TV Guide
Reruns of December Bride
(December Bride)
TV Guide
(Mister Ed)
Stay in bed
(Dorothy Gish)
What a dish
Ohh
They're big fans of Gunsmoke and Bonanza
And Ben Casey and Doctor Jim Kildaire
And third reruns of Millionaire
And fourth reruns of Yogi Bear
(Millionaire)
Yogi Bear
(December Bride)
TV Guide
(Mister Ed)
Stay in bed
(Dorothy Gish)
What a dish
Ohh
Al n' Yetta love to watch Loretta
When she enters through her fancy door
They just love The Real McCoys
Walter Cronkite and The Bowery Boys
(Bowery Boys)
Real McCoys
(Millionaire)
Yogi Bear
(December Bride)
TV Guide
(Mister Ed)
Stay in bed
(Dorothy Gish)
What a dish
Ohh
Al got wrinkly, watching Huntley-Brinkley
And Colleg Bowl on Sunday afternoons
While they both watch Meet The Press
Yetta yearns for Elliott Ness
(Elliott Ness)
Meet The Press
(Bowery Boys)
Real McCoys
(Millionaire)
Yogi Bear
(December Bride)
TV Guide
(Mister Ed)
Stay in bed
(Dorothy Gish)
What a dish
Ohh
Al n' Yetta watched an operetta
Leonard Bernstein told them what they saw
They both shouted, "Hail Bernstein!"
Then they switched to What's My Line
(Hail Bernstein)
What's My Line
(Elliott Ness)
Meet The Press
(Bowery Boys)
Real McCoys
(Millionaire)
Yogi Bear
(December Bride)
TV Guide
(Mister Ed)
Stay in bed
(Dorothy Gish)
What a dish
Ohh
Al told Yetta something that upsetta
He said, "Dear, our picture tube has blown"
Yetta answered, "Woe is me
For tonight we shall not see"
"(Hail Bernstein)
What's My Line
(Elliott Ness)
Meet The Press
(Bowery Boys)
Real McCoys
(Millionaire)
Yogi Bear"
"(December Bride)
TV Guide
(Mister Ed)
Stay in bed
(Dorothy Gish)
What a dish
Ohh"
Al n' Yetta's television set