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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels - Magic Fingers
200 Motels
Disc 1
01. Semi‐Fraudulent/Direct‐From‐Hollywood Overture
02. Mystery Roach
03. Dance of the Rock & Roll Interviewers
04. This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (prologue)
05. Tuna Fish Promenade
06. Dance of the Just Plain Folks
07. This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (reprise)
08. The Sealed Tuna Bolero
09. Lonesome Cowboy Burt
10. Touring Can Make You Crazy
11. Would You Like a Snack?
12. Redneck Eats
13. Centerville
14. She Painted Up Her Face
15. Janet’s Big Dance Number
16. Half a Dozen Provocative Squats
17. Mysterioso
18. Shove It Right In
19. Lucy’s Seduction of a Bored Violinist & Postlude
Disc 2
01. I’m Stealing the Towels
02. Dental Hygiene Dilemma
03. Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You?
04. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
05. Penis Dimension
06. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
07. A Nun Suit Painted on Some Old Boxes
08. Magic Fingers
09. Motorhead’s Midnight Ranch
10. Dew on the Newts We Got
11. The Lad Searches the Night for His Newts
12. The Girl Wants to Fix Him Some Broth
13. The Girl’s Dream
14. Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
15. Strictly Genteel (the finale)
Ooh the way you love me lady
I get so hard now I could die
Ooh the way you love me sugar
I get so hard now I could die

Open up your pocketbook
Get another quarter out
Drop it in the meter, momma
Try me on for size
Open up your pocketbook
Get another quarter out
Drop it in the meter, momma
Try me on for size

Ooh the way you squeeze me baby
Red balloons just pop behind my eyes
Ooh the way you squeeze me girl
Red balloons just pop behind my eyes

Open up your pocketbook
Get another quarter out
Drop it in the meter, momma
Try me on for size
Open up your pocketbook
Get another quarter out
Drop it in the meter, momma
Try me on for size

Do you really wanna please me?
(Well, you know I do, babe)
Well, tell me why you do it, I really wanna know
(Oh, no, no, it wouldn't be right for me to tell you tonight)
You better tell me right away or I'll pack up and go!
(Don't get mad, it ain't no big thing!)
You better tell me right away, don't you treat me cold
(Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it!)

Well, there are a lot of reasons why I'd
I'd drag a girl such as yourself back to this plastic hotel room and
Rip you off for spare change to run a to run a vibrating machine
Attached to this queen-size, bulk-purchase, kapok-infested
Do-not-remove-tag-under-penalty-of-law type bed and
And make you take off all your little clothes
Until you were nearly stark raving nude!
Save for your chrome-with-heavy-duty-leather-thong Peace Medallion
And make you assume a series of marginally erotic poses involving
A plastic chair and an old guitar strap while I
Did a wee-wee in your hair and beat you with a pair of tennis shoes
I got from Jeff Beck