The Sealed Tuna Bolero - Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa - 200 Motels - The Sealed Tuna Bolero

Disc 1
01.	Semi‐Fraudulent/Direct‐From‐Hollywood Overture
02.	Mystery Roach
03.	Dance of the Rock & Roll Interviewers
04.	This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (prologue)
05.	Tuna Fish Promenade
06.	Dance of the Just Plain Folks
07.	This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (reprise)
08.	The Sealed Tuna Bolero
09.	Lonesome Cowboy Burt
10.	Touring Can Make You Crazy
11.	Would You Like a Snack?
12.	Redneck Eats
13.	Centerville
14.	She Painted Up Her Face
15.	Janet’s Big Dance Number
16.	Half a Dozen Provocative Squats
17.	Mysterioso
18.	Shove It Right In
19.	Lucy’s Seduction of a Bored Violinist & Postlude
Disc 2
01.	I’m Stealing the Towels
02.	Dental Hygiene Dilemma
03.	Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You?
04.	Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
05.	Penis Dimension
06.	What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
07.	A Nun Suit Painted on Some Old Boxes
08.	Magic Fingers
09.	Motorhead’s Midnight Ranch
10.	Dew on the Newts We Got
11.	The Lad Searches the Night for His Newts
12.	The Girl Wants to Fix Him Some Broth
13.	The Girl’s Dream
14.	Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
15.	Strictly Genteel (the finale)

This town, this town is a scene of tuna sandwich scenes
Tuna sandwich
With the wrapper glued to my bologna on the rack
Rat-tat-tat, rat-tat-tat, rat-tat-tat, rat!
It goes for 40 cents a whack
It's just a rancid little snack in a plastic pack
From a matron in the harbor with a blown-out crack
Who dies to suck the fringe off of Jimmy Karl Wack!