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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels - Penis Dimension
200 Motels
Disc 1
01. Semi‐Fraudulent/Direct‐From‐Hollywood Overture
02. Mystery Roach
03. Dance of the Rock & Roll Interviewers
04. This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (prologue)
05. Tuna Fish Promenade
06. Dance of the Just Plain Folks
07. This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (reprise)
08. The Sealed Tuna Bolero
09. Lonesome Cowboy Burt
10. Touring Can Make You Crazy
11. Would You Like a Snack?
12. Redneck Eats
13. Centerville
14. She Painted Up Her Face
15. Janet’s Big Dance Number
16. Half a Dozen Provocative Squats
17. Mysterioso
18. Shove It Right In
19. Lucy’s Seduction of a Bored Violinist & Postlude
Disc 2
01. I’m Stealing the Towels
02. Dental Hygiene Dilemma
03. Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You?
04. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
05. Penis Dimension
06. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
07. A Nun Suit Painted on Some Old Boxes
08. Magic Fingers
09. Motorhead’s Midnight Ranch
10. Dew on the Newts We Got
11. The Lad Searches the Night for His Newts
12. The Girl Wants to Fix Him Some Broth
13. The Girl’s Dream
14. Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
15. Strictly Genteel (the finale)
Penis dimension
Penis dimension
Penis dimension is very big
Eyes that hardly see and I was on penis dimension
Do you worry?
Do you worry a lot?
Do you worry?
Do you worry and moan that the size
Of your cock is not monstrous enough?
It's your penis dimension
Penis dimension
Wa, wa, wa, wa
Wa, wa, wa, wa
Hiya, friends
Now just be honest about it, did you ever consider the
Possibility that your penis, and in the case of many
Dignified ladies, that the size of the titties themselves
Might provide elements of subconscious tension?
Weird, twisted anxieties that could force a human being to
Have to become a politician, a policeman, a Jesuit monk
That means he descends from- A rock and
Roll guitar player, a wino, you name it
Or in the case of the ladies, the ones that can't afford
A silicone beef-up, they become writers of hot books
Manuel, the gardener, placed his
Burning phallus in her quivering quim
Yes, or they become Carmelite nuns
Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his
Mutated member in her slithering slit
Or race horse jockeys
There is no reason why you or your loved one should suffer
Things are bad enough without the size of your organ
Adding even more misery to the troubles of the world
Right on, right on
Now, if you're a lady and you've got munchkin tits, you can
Console yourself with this age-old line from primary school
"Anything over a mouthful is wasted!" Yes
And isn't it the truth?
And if you're a guy and one night you're at a
Party and you're trying to be cool, I mean- Mm-hmm
...
You aren't even wearing any underwear you're being so cool, and
Somebody hits on you one night and he looks you up and down and he
Says, uh, "Eight inches or less," well let me tell you, brothers
That's the time when you've gotta turn around and look that son of
A bitch right between the eyes and you gotta tell them these words...