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Meat Light: The Uncle Meat Project / Object Audio Documentary
Disc 1
01. Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme
02. The Voice of Cheese
03. Nine Types of Industrial Pollution
04. Zolar Czackl
05. Dog Breath, in the Year of the Plague
06. The Legend of the Golden Arches
07. Louie Louie (at the Royal Albert Hall in London)
08. The Dog Breath Variations
09. Sleeping in a Jar
10. Our Bizarre Relationship
11. The Uncle Meat Variations
12. Electric Aunt Jemima
13. Prelude to King Kong
14. God Bless America (live at the Whisky a Go Go)
15. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus
16. Ian Underwood Whips It Out (live on stage in Copenhagen)
17. Mr. Green Genes
18. We Can Shoot You
19. ‘If We'd All Been Living in California…’
20. The Air
21. Project X
22. Cruising for Burgers
23. King Kong (as played by the Mothers in a studio)
24. King Kong (its magnificence as interpreted by Dom DeWild)
25. King Kong (as Motorhead explains it)
26. King Kong (the Gardner varieties)
27. King Kong (as played by 3 deranged Good Humor trucks)
28. King Kong (live on a flat bed diesel in the middle of a race track at a Miami Pop Festival… the Underwood ramifications)
Disc 2
01. Dog Breath, in the Year of the Plague
02. The Legend of the Golden Arches
03. The Voice of Cheese
04. Whiskey Wah
05. Nine Types of Industrial Pollution
06. Louie Louie (live at the Royal Albert Hall in London)
07. The Dog Breath Variations
08. Shoot You Percussion Item
09. The Whip
10. The Uncle Meat Variations
11. King Kong
12. Project X Minus .5
13. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus
14. Electric Aunt Jemima
15. Prelude to King Kong
16. God Bless America (live at the Whiskey a Go Go)
17. Sleeping in a Jar
18. Cops & Buns
19. Zolar Czackl
Disc 3
01. We Can Not Shoot You
02. Mr. Green Genes
03. ‘Pooyeahrg’
04. Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme
05. Our Bizarre Relationship
06. ‘Later We Can Shoot You’
07. ‘If We’d All Been Living in California…’
08. ’Ere Ian Whips It/JCB Spits It/Motorhead Rips It
09. The Air
10. Project X .5
11. Cruising for Burgers
12. ‘A Bunch of Stuff’
13. Dog Breath (single version stereo)
14. Tango
15. The String Quartet
16. Electric Aunt Jemima (mix outtake)
17. Exercise 4 Variant
18. Zolar Czackl (mix outtake)
19. ‘More Beer!’
20. Green Genes Snoop
21. Mr. Green Genes (mix outtake)
22. Echo Pie
23. ¼ Tone Unit
24. Sakuji’s March
25. No. 4
26. Prelude to King Kong (extended version)
27. Blood Unit
28. My Guitar (Proto I – excerpt)
29. Nine Types of Industrial Pollution (guitar track, normal speed)
30. Uncle Meat (live at Columbia University 1969)
31. Dog Breath (instrumental)
32. The Dog Breath Variations (mix outtake)
Now, we don't come up here because we feel like walkin' four flights at three o'clock in the morning.
Yeah.
We were up here last night. Now for us . . .
Last night?
Yes
I wasn't here last night.
For us to continually come up to this here place every night
And not show no action other than to say,
Yes a corrective indictment . . .
Oh, sure this is ridiculous.
We look kinda bad. I mean, let's be honest
Now if you had to give me any kinda reccomendation, or mark my word, you'll say,
"Who the hell's kiddin' who?
This guy's a mistake, every night,
Three to four, two to four, between those hours you
Guys are at 53 E 10 st, what are you doin' there every night?
You mean you, you permit this condition to continue on without once giving a summons?"
Alright, your lawyer said to knock it off!
Uh, we're puttin' ourselves over backwards with these people
Do you know what we're doin'?
Do you know what we're doin'?
No, tell me. Please tell me.
Alright. Well this is, if we're up here once
We're up here twenty times
I know that little guy,
Like a, like the guy at the, like a long-lost brother
Now if we ever get called down,
If this ever goes to a big explosion, and they say,
"Officer, what did you do, did you issue summonses?"
They get, this is all in the rekkid book, how many times we've been up here.
This is all rekkids.
M-hmm.
Now if these people wanna subpoena these rekkids,
They can subpoena these rekkids
An' they can find out how many times we've been
This is us on, wait! This is us alone!
An' they say, "Officer, what did you do? Warn 'em?
You mean to tell me you were up here
About twenty times an you never issued a summons?"
There have been summonses
Well, WE never issued em!
How many summonses have you gotten for noise?
What, me personally, or the studio?
The studio! The studio
I don't know how many,
But there's a court case pending right now . . .
We've gotten one.
ONE! ONE! And how many times have I, eh, uh, hey listen!
As I say, if I've been up here once I've been up here twenty times already.
Hey look, stop it, pack that stuff up, stop making NOISE you guys!
Yeah, well, I understand, he didn't know . . .
Well, who's in charge here at the studio?
Here he is.
In charge?
In charge
He's more or less in charge
Are you in charge?
I don't run the studio, I just . . .
Alright, listen, lemme tell you one thing . . .
I'm in, I'm in charge
You're in charge at this point
Right
My name is Patrolman Lefemine
Here, have a BUN
Now, as of tonight . . .
Right
You want a BUN?
If I come back here, and every night that I do come back here
I don't care who says he's in charge,
I will issue a summons
I'm issuing you a bun
An' anybody thinks it's a great joke, you can all laugh in the court
Yeah, I issue it
But, uh . . .
You guys ain't got one hit record by now, my goodness.
We have, we have to . . .
It takes a long time.
You know what I mean. This is ridiculous!
Are you sure you don't want one of those breakfast rolls on your way down the stairs?
Yeah . . .
You better believe that I don't want nuthin'
Who gets, who gets the summonses, is the, the organization?
Whoever it is in charge at the time
He could say Joe Blow, I don't care what kind of a name he gives me
Then if the courts decide,
If they wanna know who he's takin' orders from,
They'll summons that person to court
That's all there is to it
Alright. Take care.
Right
Okay
Nighty-night!