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Frank Zappa - Meat Light: The Uncle Meat Project / Object Audio Documentary - ‘If We'd All Been Living in California…’
Meat Light: The Uncle Meat Project / Object Audio Documentary
Disc 1
01. Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme
02. The Voice of Cheese
03. Nine Types of Industrial Pollution
04. Zolar Czackl
05. Dog Breath, in the Year of the Plague
06. The Legend of the Golden Arches
07. Louie Louie (at the Royal Albert Hall in London)
08. The Dog Breath Variations
09. Sleeping in a Jar
10. Our Bizarre Relationship
11. The Uncle Meat Variations
12. Electric Aunt Jemima
13. Prelude to King Kong
14. God Bless America (live at the Whisky a Go Go)
15. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus
16. Ian Underwood Whips It Out (live on stage in Copenhagen)
17. Mr. Green Genes
18. We Can Shoot You
19. ‘If We'd All Been Living in California…’
20. The Air
21. Project X
22. Cruising for Burgers
23. King Kong (as played by the Mothers in a studio)
24. King Kong (its magnificence as interpreted by Dom DeWild)
25. King Kong (as Motorhead explains it)
26. King Kong (the Gardner varieties)
27. King Kong (as played by 3 deranged Good Humor trucks)
28. King Kong (live on a flat bed diesel in the middle of a race track at a Miami Pop Festival… the Underwood ramifications)
Disc 2
01. Dog Breath, in the Year of the Plague
02. The Legend of the Golden Arches
03. The Voice of Cheese
04. Whiskey Wah
05. Nine Types of Industrial Pollution
06. Louie Louie (live at the Royal Albert Hall in London)
07. The Dog Breath Variations
08. Shoot You Percussion Item
09. The Whip
10. The Uncle Meat Variations
11. King Kong
12. Project X Minus .5
13. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus
14. Electric Aunt Jemima
15. Prelude to King Kong
16. God Bless America (live at the Whiskey a Go Go)
17. Sleeping in a Jar
18. Cops & Buns
19. Zolar Czackl
Disc 3
01. We Can Not Shoot You
02. Mr. Green Genes
03. ‘Pooyeahrg’
04. Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme
05. Our Bizarre Relationship
06. ‘Later We Can Shoot You’
07. ‘If We’d All Been Living in California…’
08. ’Ere Ian Whips It/JCB Spits It/Motorhead Rips It
09. The Air
10. Project X .5
11. Cruising for Burgers
12. ‘A Bunch of Stuff’
13. Dog Breath (single version stereo)
14. Tango
15. The String Quartet
16. Electric Aunt Jemima (mix outtake)
17. Exercise 4 Variant
18. Zolar Czackl (mix outtake)
19. ‘More Beer!’
20. Green Genes Snoop
21. Mr. Green Genes (mix outtake)
22. Echo Pie
23. ¼ Tone Unit
24. Sakuji’s March
25. No. 4
26. Prelude to King Kong (extended version)
27. Blood Unit
28. My Guitar (Proto I – excerpt)
29. Nine Types of Industrial Pollution (guitar track, normal speed)
30. Uncle Meat (live at Columbia University 1969)
31. Dog Breath (instrumental)
32. The Dog Breath Variations (mix outtake)
Okay? Now if you still want to get your name in magazines
He wants five hundred dollars a month
Where does it come from? We worked one gig this month
And now, so, what do we get, two hundred dollars for this gig up here, if we're lucky
If we're lucky, we'll get two hundred
And it'll be two weeks before we get it
Probably I mean a- after all, uh
What is all this shit in the, uh, in the newspaper?
We sh-, if we got such a big name, how come, uh
We're starving, man! This fucking band is starving!
We've been starving for three years
I realize it takes a long time, but God damn does it take another five, ten years from now?

There's some months when you're not gonna work as much as other months
There's some months when you're gonna make a lot of money
And if you average it out, you do make more than two hundred dollars a month

Expenses are sure high too
If we'd all been living in California, it would've been different
If we'd all been living in California, we wouldn't work at all!
Ah that's true
Well, we're not working n-now anyway
We worked one gig this month, Frank
What's wrong with getting two months in a row of this good money?
Or three months in a row?
Then we can afford to take three or four months off and everybody can
After the first month, I can get just enough ahead, but if I had two more months, man, I'll get ahead
'Cause I'm not living very extravagantly, I'll tell you for sure