Dwarf Tossin’ - Bouquet of Veal

Bouquet of Veal - Dr. Demento’s Basement Tapes No. 2 - Dwarf Tossin’

01.	When I Was a Dinosaur
02.	Happy Birthday
03.	High School Gym
04.	Eskimo
05.	I Wanna Fried Pie
06.	Dog With Plastic Stomach
07.	Giant Spiders
08.	We Eat Kitty Cats
09.	Strip Naked You Sweet Maggot
10.	B.A.R.F. Construction
11.	Disco Toilet
12.	Bad Haircut
13.	A Trip to Jurassic Park
14.	I Got a Code in My Dose
15.	Dwarf Tossin’
16.	18 Wheels Later
17.	P.C. (Politically Correct)
18.	Crazy
19.	The Rag Rag
20.	Beer Gut
21.	Get Drunk With Dignity
22.	Thorazine Shuffle
23.	An Axl Christmas
24.	Let’s All Get Demented
25.	Ain’t We Crazy

Hey Snow White
Wanna go out tonight
Gonna take you to a place
Make you feel alright
This cruel world just ain't for me
I wanna cry, you see

I wanna go dwarf tossin'
Midget bowlin'
I wanna go dwarf tossin'
Midget bowlin'
I gotta go dwarf tossin'
Midget bowlin'
I gotta go dwarf tossin'
Midget bowlin'

Oh yeah, I just wanna have some fun
And when I'm throwin' and bowlin'
I feel number one
Darts and pool
Ain't enough for me
I need more, you see

I wanna go dwarf tossin'
Midget bowlin'
I wanna go dwarf tossin'
Midget bowlin'
I gotta go dwarf tossin'
Midget bowlin'
I gotta go dwarf tossin'
Midget bowlin'

It makes me feel good
When I throw a little dude
No one can stop me
In a midget bowlin'mood

Hey little guy, hey little guy
Hey little guy, hey little guy
Hey little guy, hey little guy
Bye bye little guy