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Dr. Demento’s Basement Tapes No. 2
01. When I Was a Dinosaur
02. Happy Birthday
03. High School Gym
04. Eskimo
05. I Wanna Fried Pie
06. Dog With Plastic Stomach
07. Giant Spiders
08. We Eat Kitty Cats
09. Strip Naked You Sweet Maggot
10. B.A.R.F. Construction
11. Disco Toilet
12. Bad Haircut
13. A Trip to Jurassic Park
14. I Got a Code in My Dose
15. Dwarf Tossin’
16. 18 Wheels Later
17. P.C. (Politically Correct)
18. Crazy
19. The Rag Rag
20. Beer Gut
21. Get Drunk With Dignity
22. Thorazine Shuffle
23. An Axl Christmas
24. Let’s All Get Demented
25. Ain’t We Crazy
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, what's the matter little friend? You think this party is the pits?
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried
Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you (wow!)

Well, there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed

I guess you know the earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you (wow!)

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

(Happy birthday!)
And a pinch to grow an inch!