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Dr. Demento’s Basement Tapes No. 2
01. When I Was a Dinosaur
02. Happy Birthday
03. High School Gym
04. Eskimo
05. I Wanna Fried Pie
06. Dog With Plastic Stomach
07. Giant Spiders
08. We Eat Kitty Cats
09. Strip Naked You Sweet Maggot
10. B.A.R.F. Construction
11. Disco Toilet
12. Bad Haircut
13. A Trip to Jurassic Park
14. I Got a Code in My Dose
15. Dwarf Tossin’
16. 18 Wheels Later
17. P.C. (Politically Correct)
18. Crazy
19. The Rag Rag
20. Beer Gut
21. Get Drunk With Dignity
22. Thorazine Shuffle
23. An Axl Christmas
24. Let’s All Get Demented
25. Ain’t We Crazy
Here to perform the song "Eskimo" from their self-titled cd
please welcome Corky and the Juice Pigs.
The song we like to play for you now is a little ballad that we wrote years ago while on tour.....in the Yukon.
I'm the only gay eskimo;
I'm the only one I know;
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,
But all I want to do is get into his parka;
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.
Well, me and Nukflukchukbuk, we both like blubber;
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber;
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe. (man making whipping noises)
I make a wish on the Northern Lights,
That I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights;
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe;
And the seals they sing now. (seal sounds)
These cold winter nights are taking their toll;
I even get excited when I see the North Pole. (see the North Pole)
I'm the only gay eskimo (only gay eskimo)
I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know)
I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe.
Now like the Proclaimers would sing it:
I'm the only gay eskimo;
I'm the only one I know;
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.
Like Bob Dylan:
I'm the only gay eskimo;
I'm the only one I know;
I'm the only gay eskimo.
Like Rick Ocasek from The Cars:
I'm the only gay eskimo;
I'm the only one I know;
I'm the only gay eskimo and she used to be mine.
Like Oasis:
I'm the only gay eskimo. (fighting)
Like Van Morrison
I'm the only gay eskimo;
Well you see me coming around the street I'm a turning... uh;
And Jesus Christ fits in there somehow as well;
And the crack was good.
I'm the only gay eskimo; (only gay eskimo)
I'm the only one I know; (I'm the only one I know)
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.