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The Essential “Weird Al” Yankovic
Disc 1
01. Another One Rides the Bus
02. Polkas on 45
03. Eat It
04. I Lost on Jeopardy
05. Yoda
06. One More Minute
07. Like a Surgeon
08. Dare to Be Stupid
09. Dog Eat Dog
10. Lasagna
11. Melanie
12. Fat
13. UHF (single version)
14. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
15. Trigger Happy
16. Smells Like Nirvana
17. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
18. Bedrock Anthem
19. Frank’s 2000″ TV
20. Jurassic Park
Disc 2
01. Since You’ve Been Gone
02. Amish Paradise
03. Gump
04. Everything You Know Is Wrong
05. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory version)
06. Your Horoscope for Today
07. It’s All About the Pentiums
08. The Saga Begins
09. Albuquerque
10. eBay
11. Bob
12. Hardware Store
13. I’ll Sue Ya
14. Canadian Idiot
15. Pancreas
16. Don’t Download This Song
17. White & Nerdy
18. Trapped in the Drive-Thru
Ridin' in the bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed, yeah
Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand
With the perverts in the back

It was smellin' like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stoppin' to pick up more, look out

Another one rides the bus, another one rides the bus
Another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, he's gonna sit by you, another one rides the bus

There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs
There's an elbow in my ear
There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me
Hasn't showered in a year

I think I'm missin' a contact lens
I think my wallet's gone
And I think this bus is stoppin' again
To let a couple more freaks get on, look out

Another one rides the bus, another one rides the bus
Another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, he's gonna sit by you, another one rides the bus

Yeah, another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus ow
Another one rides the bus, hey, hey
Another one rides the bus hey

The window doesn't open and the fan is broke
And my face is turnin' blue, yeah
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see 'The Who'

Well, I should've got off a couple miles ago
But I couldn't get to the door
There isn't any room for me to breathe
And now we're gonna pick up more, yeah

Another one rides the bus, another one rides the bus
Another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, he's gonna sit by you, another one rides the bus, oh, yeah