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D.C. Cab
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This is a thoroughly enjoyable movie.
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Motel Hell
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so love this movie. I caught this one night with a
good buddy of mine and spent 3 years tracking it
down.
* I also have the double disc with
Deranged (okay), but I was lucky to find it long
before it skyrocketed and got it for like $12. But
either way, you really can't go wrong.
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Devil
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I personally hate EVERYTHING M. Night SHAMalan
makes. Unbreakable was a somewhat entertaining
movie up until that stupid fucking
"twist" ending. Signs was a total piece
of garbage through and through. The Village was
just an utter waste of time. The Sixth Sense was
predictable and incredibly overrated. And Lady In
the Water is just plain forgettable - honestly. I
don't remember a damn thing about it.
I refuse to waste any more of my time on this
guy.
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Cabin Fever
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Ok, I seriously hated this movie. I saw this in
theatres and when it was over, was so pissed. I
just wanted my money and my time back.
*Other movies that have made me feel this way:
Hostel, Signs, Unbreakable, Primeval, Blair Witch
Project - all shit!*
Mind you, I love horror
comedies. This one just sucked IMO.
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Hatchet
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I bought this on a what-the-fuck-why-not due to
it's low price tag of $7 about a year go. Loved
every damn minute of it. Could not recommend this
enough to fans of old school slather flicks. As
said, nothing new brought to the genre, but it
certainly brings a breath of fresh (rotting
corpse) air into the new age. 10/10
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Heavy Metal
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I personally love this movie. I loved it when I
first saw it (back around the age of 15 or so) and
still love it. I was never a fan of the magazine
and honestly never saw much in common between the
two mediums beside the essential t&a that is
abundant throughout. There's just something about
a couple of space aliens snorting up massive lines
of blow and talking about driving better when
high. Man, you just gotta let your hands do the
driving for you.
Easily. 10/10
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The Rage
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Sorry, that should be a 4... yup, 4/10.
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The Rage
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What a completely disappointing movie. Perhaps I
expected too much, but with comparisons to
Braindead (one of my all time favorites) I figured
it would at least be decent. The only thing this
movie had going for it was gore. And although
there was plenty of it, that alone could not get
me past the horrendous acting. I mean, really
fucking terrible acting. I found myself wanting to
look up the name of the actor who played that
douchy long-haired yuppy fuck who wouldn't stop
narrating every sing half step of the movie so I
could personally punch him in the fucking face.
"Come on, go. They're right behind us. Come
on, come on, we have to get out of here. They're
behind us, we have to go, get up, in here. Hurry.
In here." *believe me, it was really that
bad* And need I mention the vultures? The constant
screeching was just irritating as all hell. There
were just far too many aspects of this movie that
annoyed me into a "RAGE."
It wasn't all bad though. For buckets of gore, a
slightly inventive take on the genre, a few laughs
throughout and a rocking presence by Mushroomhead,
I grudgingly give this movie a 6/10.
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