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United States
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51
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Male
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September 18, 2012 at 3:10pm
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October 9, 2023 at 9:28pm
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Fueled on whiskey, addicted to fast cars and sexy blonde
bombshells. You can find me pouring cocktails on a tropical
island and rolling 7's on a craps table. I am a Digital
Media Designer by day creating artwork for websites and
applications. I also design artwork for music albums covers
and retail packaging. My passion for Illustration design
and art runs deep within me. I enjoy photography and
cinematography. Currently I am developing my skills in CG
and 3d artwork. I enjoy making connections and collaborating
with like minded types. -Asher Socrates
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My Ratings - 40 Ratings Total - Recent Ratings
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This Isn't Piranha 3DD... It's A XXX Spoof!
Do piranhas like big tits? We mean really big as in bra-stretching big? Actually, nobody knows because piranhas are such nasty little bastards that you want to stay far away from them. But those big, swaying, monster tits...
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Killer Klowns From Outer Space
When a small town is invaded by aliens from outer space who are capturing and killing the townspeople, no one takes them seriously. Why? The aliens all look like circus clowns, use weapons that look clown like, and all have...
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Shaun Of The Dead
Stuck in a state of perpetual uneventfulness, Shaun, the lovelorn electronics store employee, already knows that his life is going nowhere. Whiling away the time playing video games and downing pints at the neighborhood's pub...
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Official Friday The 13th Parody
When Susie arrives at Crystal Lake Nudist Camp to be the resident masseuse, she meets the randy young camp owner Kyle, who can't wait to get an orgy going with his nymphomaniac staff and guests. But when people start...
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My Favorites - Recent Additions
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This Isn't Killer Klowns From Outer Space... It's A...
It's the final frontier, and we don't have a clue as to what we might find out there (or what might find us)! Suppose our alien neighbors prefer gang banging on their planet. And what if they looked like strange, extraterrestrial klowns? And what do you think would happen if they landed right here on Earth? Why our chicks would go crazy for all...
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Totally Nude Aerobics
Welcome to "Totally Nude Aerobics", a place where exercise and erotica become one. Prepare to sweat... prepare to get pumped up... prepare to have a look at some of the sexiest aerobics instructors you'll ever see...step into the world of "Totally Nude Aerobics" and enjoy the work-out!
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Boy Eats Girl
A boy declares his love for his girlfriend, only to die the same night. He is brought back to life by his mother as a flesh-craving zombie, who sires more teen undead while trying to control his, er, appetite for his beloved.
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Night Of The Living Dorks
Three not-so-cool school friends decide to try a old voodoo ritual. Later, they die in a car accident, but live on as zombies. But being a zombie has advantages, too...
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My DVD Collection - 7 DVDs Total - Recent Additions
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Dreamcatcher
Jonesy, Pete, Beaver and Henry are all childhood friends, kept together by a special secret they share. Once every year, they go on a hunting trip to the Jefferson Tract. This year is different. They shelter a man who has been lost for days in the woods in the middle of a...
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Totally Nude Aerobics
Welcome to "Totally Nude Aerobics", a place where exercise and erotica become one. Prepare to sweat... prepare to get pumped up... prepare to have a look at some of the sexiest aerobics instructors you'll ever see...step into the world of "Totally Nude Aerobics" and enjoy the...
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Boy Eats Girl
A boy declares his love for his girlfriend, only to die the same night. He is brought back to life by his mother as a flesh-craving zombie, who sires more teen undead while trying to control his, er, appetite for his beloved.
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Night Of The Living Dorks
Three not-so-cool school friends decide to try a old voodoo ritual. Later, they die in a car accident, but live on as zombies. But being a zombie has advantages, too...
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